There Is No Better Feeling To Me Than Knowing I Had Leftovers In The Fridge And Knowing They Went Missing

please learn how to code

like, if you're bored today, and not doing anything,

learn a little bit of coding please

”you can just make an oc” you dont understand anything. the character needs to mutate naturally until unrecognizable. like all evolutionary processes it takes time. you can’t force it or it doesn’t take. you must endure weird ooc thematically discordant versions of a guy until they bud off into beautiful new life. have patience

bunny for me personally, but yeah! yes please, that would be lovely actually!

reblog if you’re okay with tops/doms dm’ing you to tell you what a good puppy you are (and how good you’d look drooling all over yourself while they fuck you with their fingers 😊😊)

my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

I'm glad I only get recommended the important news

Every time I see my mutuals post in their native tongue that I don't understand I'm like yes 🥰 that's language babes 💖

idk why i just remembered this but all throughout kindergarten and first grade i used to draw a lil snail in the corner of every paper i had to turn in because it was a happy snail so i thought it would make my teachers happy when they were grading papers because i was a pure and simple child but in 2nd grade my teacher would take off 2 points if i drew it on my homework and 5 points if i drew it on a quiz or test so i stopped but like it was so harmless it was just a lil shitty doodle of a smiling snail it wasn’t distracting me or anything from the task at hand so i’d like to say to mrs whoeverthefuck that snail was supposed to be a happy thing u bitch

my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something

Dorcas Meadowes appreciate post

The most badass to ever badass