I Want To See A Work Of Fiction That Reverses The "vampires Are Snobby Upper Class, Werewolves Are Brutish

idk why i just remembered this but all throughout kindergarten and first grade i used to draw a lil snail in the corner of every paper i had to turn in because it was a happy snail so i thought it would make my teachers happy when they were grading papers because i was a pure and simple child but in 2nd grade my teacher would take off 2 points if i drew it on my homework and 5 points if i drew it on a quiz or test so i stopped but like it was so harmless it was just a lil shitty doodle of a smiling snail it wasn’t distracting me or anything from the task at hand so i’d like to say to mrs whoeverthefuck that snail was supposed to be a happy thing u bitch

cannot stop saying "dude im always saying this" after a friend says the most highly specific never-before said sentence

Susan Kare, the Artist who designed many of the fonts, icons, and images for Apple, NeXT, Microsoft, and IBM, 1980′s

sorry for being so intensely curious about the world. yeah, it's chronic. nothing to be done about it

Motivational things to send in the group chat

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

I adore Black women. Give it up for Black Women!

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing