I Feel Like I Need To Post More Because I Have Folowers So Heres Some Random Stuff.

found out what the issue is and am working on getting it fixed.

Nobody cares but this is for if anyone in the future finds this and for some reason does.

I have a dragon inside of me who is very concerned for the cracking I can hear from my jaw almost constantly while I talk.

That dragons voice is almost completely spoken over by the three gremlins and a duck in a trenchcoat that think my jaw cracking to the beat of whatever song I'm singing is utterly hilarious.

fours words pico park au

I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this

Imagine a fantasy world, but all the towns are social medias.

The kingdom could be called "internet".

everyone would speak in a combination of modern, and old slang from whatever time period they like the most. Other than that, it's extremely high fantasy. You basically are your pfp now if you want to be. You could find some cool technology from an unknown future in the same room as a freshly made spear from ancient Mesopotamia.

You could also have a big city called "media" and have most works of fiction live there, and then have characters branch out into other towns. Like all the tumblr sexymen would live in tumblr town.

best edition lol

what if there was an au where Shadow is revived as a cat, but he has no idea by who or why he’s a cat all of a sudden. While trying to figure it out he ends up getting found by Red who’s like “aw cute homeless babyyyyy… mine now!” And adopts him, which is of course like “no, wait. fuck. nO. WHY” and he keeps trying to get away from them cause they’re gonna be furious when they figure out there cat is their old enemy and knowing his luck it’s only a matter of time. but Red’s very purrsistent and finally manages to drag him home and is like “HEY GUYS I GOT US A CAT!!” and the only one okay with this immediately is Vio, and Blue takes one look at him and is like “Shadow.” And of course Shadow panics a little because “Fuck I’ve been found out already!” But Red’s like “huh?” And Blue says “a black cat with red eyes and the look of a war criminal? Yeah, I’m naming him Shadow there is no other possible name for him.” And shadows like “rude” but then Vio chimes in with “yeah we can name him Shadow Meowthazar the floof wizard or something” and Red is like “YES” and Shadow already hates his new life.

and you know for a fact that people tell there cats shit they wouldn’t tell anyone else because why go to therapy when you have a cat right there. And Shadow’s mission goes quickly from “find out who brought me back” to “give these people as much aggressive cat therapy as possible ma gawd.”

Green teaches him tricks and stuff to prank the others and Shadow is 1000% down for this because now he has an excuse for knowing how to open doors and read and also gets the added bonus of fucking with everyone, his favourite person to fuck with is surprisingly Vio which is only partially Green’s fault with his subliminal messaging because Vio has all the best responses whereas Red chalks it up to magic floof wizard powers and Blue just gets really excited like “finally someone to do my paperwork” or “oh you helping out Vio” nod “okay good help him get his ass out of his room to participate in society next” salute “thanks bud *gives him a treat and a pat*”

What if someone breaks in one night while everyone’s sleeping (like a monster or something) and they wake up to the sounds of a their cat possibly dying and the intruder in pain and they rush downstairs to save their cat but he’s just sitting on top of his felled opponent seemingly unscathed (because shadow powers and quicker healing) and they’re like “shit I am so glad this cat like us” and Red is like “I hereby knight thee Shadow Meowthazar floof wizard the slayer of intruders lord of Vio’s dark armies” and everyone is like “yes” and except Vio who is like “lord of my what?” Shadow regrets everything in life.

So I have a description of one of my characters, and a story/official art of him on the way! So Here's...

"Jackson Kinderlune was an odd boy. With pale skin littered in scars and callouses. Startling jungle green eyes, and moonlight silver hair that tumbled to below his chin like white rapids.

He wore a loose gray shirt that went down to his hips, and deep blue shorts that stopped just above his knee & were often confused as a skirt. The pair of dark ash boots he wore went up to just below his knees, and had a little pocket on the inside (the side of the boot that faces the other foot, not within the boot, that would be uncomfortable) of each to hold tiny snacks and his wallet. Little buttons shaped like a square, circle, and triangle (respectively) changed how much the boots way.

A small dagger sat on the outside (the side facing away from the other boot) of each boot. Designed to look as though they were a painting on the side.

A large four-pocketed backpack rested on his back at almost all times."

Favourite thing: When a character finds out just how badly someone they care about has suffered and you can see the immediate shift from shock/horror into a fierce, protective anger.

in order: Zvezda, he doesn't like dares.

Neggero/Negra, who can't really tell the truth.

Luna, because Luna.

again, Luna. but also Jack.

Kolasi, because he thinks the game is dumb, and is easily triggered by it.

Jack, because he takes the game too seriously, and because this game gets him way too hyped.

friend group/polycule: when playing truth or dare, tag the ocs that

- always chooses truth

- always chooses dare

- everyone is scared to get a dare from

- takes the game way too seriously

- refuses to play

- is banned from playing

Imma share a weird Scotl story.

I was going through Eden, leaving my lights, and trying to get as far through to the eye as I could.

I had almost made it too, on my last light, I almost made it to the foot of the eye. but then the last light was gone, and I was fading.

I took the last few steps before collapsing, starting the journey to be reborn again.

Only... I didn't fall through darkness like normal, I was back at the foot of the eye, yet again taking the last few steps before collapsing.

this happened several more times.

Finally I closed the game, and opened it again.

everything seemed normal enough, but the gates through sky were gone, the door to Eden closed.

You know that shrine that lets you "return to your journey in Sky"? I had to meditate at that.

I was brought back to Eden, and again, over and over, was returned to the foot of the eye.

I still have no idea how I managed to be reborn, but one thing I do know is that I have never gone that close to the eye of Eden again.

Huehuehuehue, I have seen your request fair minor! *grabs a sheet of paper ans clears throat*

Are you duck? Cause you're looking quackilicious! 😉

My dear fellow Arsonist, I'm sure you'll find it entertaining that you've started a fire in my heart. 😉

Fire is exciting,

Duck is Duck,

Just wanna let you know that you're amazing. 😉

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This honeslty made my day 😊