The Lord Yeeteth And The Lord Yoinketh Away, And Right Now He's Gambling With My Last Ounce Of Patience

Me, standing in my siblings doorway at 12:30 am with a trinket:

"I've brought you a gift"

I like to think that Santa Claus is real, not in a traditional sense because flying reindeer are impossible but more in spirit, all versions or similar characters all share the fact that they spread joy and kindness to other people, while given some similar names and all having some sort of uniform using this logic anyone who is helpful, kind, and or generous fits the criteria for being Santa, therefore anyone who isn't a bitch is santa

Why the hell do ppl feel the need to make noise

Almost none of my classmates are self aware and they're irritating as fuck

Why is it every time without fail the week before my period I get so hungry I start eating like a bear preparing to hibernate through winter

Your ear ever just start ringing out of nowhere

I feel like dog shit (mentally and physically), the only way im going to school today is if i have an IV full of caffeine

"I like talking; it's fun when people listen to you." - a traumatized teen (me)

I am I a lot of pain in random places at any given time, I have not grown sense sixth grade but I'll be damned if I put up with this to still be 5'3

My dad just hugged me, today is a good day