Who The Fuck Said It Was A Good Idea To Force Kids To Only Have Natural Hair Colors I Swear To God I

Bro my boyfriend's house just got hit by lightning the fuck

I have to make a fucking foldable for a major grade in English class, WHY?! I could easily do a multiple page essay with properly cited sources (this project is "so we learn how to cite correctly) like we're sophomores what the fuck do we need to be making a college level career pamphlet for?! Just have us write a damn essay this is so unnecessary and stressful! She thinks just because she gave us a week to do this it's MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME. ITS NOT, she talked every day for a fifth of the period expecting us to pay attention, and I'm in her loudest class and I have fucking ADHD and autism! I can't handle working in that class on a normal day much less one with no structure! And it's not like I can do it at home because it's right before finals so EVERYONE is giving us giant projects and I need sleep! I can't even work on my chrome book because it won't support the apps I need my family doesn't have the extra money to get me a decent computer or laptop and the school library is closed for fucking testing! I was just starting to be healthy and get sleep and eat a decent amount of food at regular times and not replace water with energy drinks and then this shit hits me like a bus! I hate school and I hope whoever makes this system goes through 10 times the mental and physical agony that american students and (most) teachers.

Pitbulls are essentially just really cute, goofy toddlers with a whip for a tailbone

Foreshadowing

Im having a nice day

If something in your life isn't working just aggressively threaten it til it starts working again, tv remote not working? Slap it against your hand and threaten to throw said remote and TV into a volcano, bad grades? Insult yourself until your so outraged and angry you complete work out of spite, is your appendix causing you dibilitating pain in a late stage capitalist hell hole?! Threaten it with surgical removal and soul crushing dept!!!

I was upset because I'm in an amphitheatre at art uil and it's taking forever for the award ceremony but one of the other schools just started playing duck duck goose and made a freaking conga line

Update: they are now singing bohemian rhapsody

Another update, about 30 min from the original post: they played Marco Polo

One of them just went up and said everyone's art was amazing and good job :')

Two of them stared slow dancing

Kazoo line

They played rock paper scissors

There's are kid in a fedora

They did the mocaraina in a line

They got a laser pointer

I like to think that Santa Claus is real, not in a traditional sense because flying reindeer are impossible but more in spirit, all versions or similar characters all share the fact that they spread joy and kindness to other people, while given some similar names and all having some sort of uniform using this logic anyone who is helpful, kind, and or generous fits the criteria for being Santa, therefore anyone who isn't a bitch is santa

Man I fucking hate people everyone in choir, they're so mean to the other people (the noticeably autistic kids and the blind girl), they are so mean to them, the girl doesn't realize they're being mean to her and they don't stop when the others tell them, none of the teachers treat them like people it's so weird and upsetting but if I say something I'm scared they'll make me part of the joke and I can't go through being the punchline again

Dont you just love it when you have a headache and forget you can do something about it