Demon twins au where rhey never lost comunication and visit each others.
Only Alfred knows.
So one day excatly afted diner, Danny comes in. With swuitcases, a backpack. A black eye and some vends on hands.
Sit downs alonside Damian, ignoring the little and silent panic that the batfam is having.
Damian: th?
Danny: the bad hotdogs won.
Batfam:.. da f-
Danny: some wite ones followed me.
Alfred sudebly letf everting at side, toke a gun from nowhere, scuse himself and goes out.
Bruce: w- Alfret wai-
Alfred: atend to your minor child. Master Bruce. I need to take care of some pests.
Bruce: But- th-
Damian: father. You need to call the lawyers. I will not let my twin stay with the frootlop of Vald.
Bruce:....your... twin?
Danny: *all sleppy on the lap of damian* yes dad?
What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than with Lady Gaga's Abracadabra and Shadowpeach!
There was sweat tears blood (hours without sleep and energizers) to finish it! hope you like it! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY AND LONG LIVE LADY GAGAAAAAAAA!
i also have timelipse if you want to see it <3
βοΈ: βI kept drawing him everywhere I could because I was afraid to forget what he looked like.β
Damian is de-aged to a baby and lost in Gotham. A magic user hit him with some kind of spell. His legs donβt work as well and he has trouble walking. Thatβs when a man appears and squats down with a tilt of his head.
βYea, you are definitely not supposed to be out here, little guy.β
Damian glares at the man, early twenties, stubble along his jaw, ragged clothes, and dark bags under his eyes.
The man turns his head to look at the brick wall.
βAre you sure?β
And now he was talking to a wall. Curses. Of course he would be found by a crazy person.
The man suddenly hangs his head with a deep sigh. He regains himself quickly and stands. Moving closer to put his hands under Damian arms to lift him to perch on his hip.
Damian squirms to get down but refuses to make a sound. The last time he opened his mouth like this it was a pathetic baby sound. He couldnβt let this man see him like this.
βLooks like youβre coming home with me, little guy. I can tell youβve got some spirit in you. Good, youβll need it.β
Not ominous at all.
Damian stays with the man, mostly because he couldnβt physically drive a car, but also because he was almost always with him. The man would talk to air at the most random times. Obviously a schizophrenic. But Damian had to admit this man, Danny he comes to find out through a neighbor baby talking at him, has been genuinely trying to take care of him and take care of him well. Well, to the best of his abilities anyway. οΏΌ
He feeds him organic purΓ©es that donβt taste half bad, except the carrots, that one was unacceptable. Danny cleans him regularly despite his crappy apartment and makes sure he is dressed appropriately for the weather. He makes an effort to take him out to the park to play in the sandbox or just walk around discovering βnewβ things.
Damian doesnβt need a parent, he outgrew the concept when he was five and technically he already had one, but he could tell Danny would make an excellent father. Some mistakes can be overlooked compared to the effort he was putting in.
The only concerning thing was the talking to thin air. It took Damian an embarrassing amount of time to figure out the reason Danny was visiting all these random people and the graveyard. (Sometimes he will set Damian down to βplayβ in the grass at the cemetery. It was quite odd.)
He was talking to ghosts. It wasnβt thin air or imaginary friends, no it was actually dead people. The reason Damian actually believes this is for two reasons.
One, Danny shows true results. Damian observes closely whenever they visit a βclientβ and Danny always has accurate information despite never looking up or researching anything going in.
Two, he never calls himself a medium or psychic. He doesnβt boast about his ability to see ghosts. He does what he does to help the ghosts move on to the other side. Closure is what Danny always says. Closure for the family and the victim. In Gotham, there are a lot of victims.
Damian adjusts to his new life with Danny. Itβs been five months and heβs getting used to being small and vulnerable. Heβs allowed to be messy and whiny and childish. Danny never scolds him like Mother did. The man has never hit him or raised his voice at him and never expects anything from him. He encourages his progression to speak and walk, but doesnβt expect the best out of him.
Itβsβ¦ nice. A good break if anything.
They are at the park when one of the bats spot him and pauses. Danny is blowing bubbles into the air and Damian tries to pop as many as he can. Itβs a silly game with no clear rules, but Damian finds it entertaining nonetheless.
βHi there! Is he yours?β
Dick Grayson wears a bright smile, but Damian can see the tightness around his eyes.
βHuh? Oh, yea, this is Damian,β Danny answers.
He had written it with the wooden blocks Danny had given him one week in. Danny took one look at the name on the ground, laughed loudly and ran with it.
βDo you mind if I say hi? Heβs so cute.β
Danny looks puzzled by the request but ends up shrugging his shoulders, not seeing a problem with letting a stranger get close to Damian. (Damian knew Dannyβs intense eyes were watching Dickβs every move. He was very protective like that.)
βSure.β
Dick squats down to search Damianβs green eyes. Damian stares back just as intensely.
βHey there, Damian. My name is Dick.β
Damian gives him a flat look at Dickβs terrible introduction.
βGrayson.β
Although with his little baby teeth not fully in it sounds more like βway-shahβ.
Relief flashes across Dickβs face and he gives Damian a reassuring smile. Itβs not as reassuring at he thinks it is. It promises to bring him home and restore him to his original age. Damian doesnβt know if thatβs what he wants anymore.
Dick stands and gives Danny some imaginary excuse to leave quickly. Damian watches him go and so does Danny.
βFunny guy, huh Dami?β
Damian doesnβt respond and Danny notices his change in mood.
βCome here, little guy.β
He knows what Danny is going to do and willingly goes. He is pulled up into the manβs lap and held between two surprisingly muscular arms. Dannyβs hugs are nice and warm. They arenβt too tight like Dickβs nor are they stiff like Bruceβs. He never thought he could enjoy human contact, but Danny has been showing him things about himself he didnβt ever know. Turns out he does like hugs and playing airplane and when Danny runs his fingers through his hair when heβs really sleepy.
βLetβs go home a little early today, huh? Iβll make spaghetti and you can be as messy as you want,β Danny promises.
Damian hums. Yes, that sounds nice.
That night Batman comes in through the window. Damian is waiting.
βDamian,β Batman whispers.
βBah-mun.β
The flat, unamused stare is what gives him away.
Batman lets out a breath silently and reaches into the crib Danny had gotten him.
βI wouldnβt do that if I were you.β
Batman jerks into action, twisting to face Danny who had appeared suddenly. The door behind him is still closed.
Batman stays quiet, silently studying the man before him dressed in pajama pants and a worn t-shirt.
Danny tilts his head as he does the same. Damian has never seen the man so serious. He silently worries for the man. He didnβt want him getting hurt to unnecessarily protecting him from his father.
βIβd have to break your arm if you tried to do what it looks like youβre doing.β
Danny says it so plainly. So simple.
Batman straightens.
βHe isnβt yours.β
He doesnβt say Damian is his. He doesnβt claim him as his own. Just that Danny shouldnβt have him.
Damian silently agrees because technically heβs right. He doesnβt deserve Danny. He canβt keep playing house like heβs an actual baby. But Damian is also selfish and over the last few months has been taught that itβs okay to ask for things he wants even if itβs not inherently beneficial. The stuffed dog he sleeps with every night is proof of that.
So Damian says nothing.
βHe is now,β Danny answers simply like there was no other answer to such a statement.
βHe needs to go back to where he belongs.β
βOver my dead body,β is the immediate response.
They stare each other down until Danny scoffs.
βDonβt think Iβm not petty enough to fight you, Batman. Iβll fight anyone who wants to take him from me. Damian is mine.β
When Batman tries to forcibly take him, he ends up with a concussion, a blood nose, and two broken arms. Red Robin finds him in a dumpster the next morning.
The story continues with Damian learning how to be a child his age, Danny protecting him and doting on his brilliant son, and the Batfamβs frequent failed attempts to kidnap Damian back to them.
Reminder Macaque turn to both MK and Wukong to mess with them
I want the two do the same to him. I'm petty, okay?
Sometimes I forget that this is a poor 14-year-old boy
Y'all know them DCxDP posts on tiktok or other crossovers or some shit right? Well I want to do that too
But I'm sick and tired of seein all them everywhere I go cus- let's be honest, after a while, they get even the slightest bit boring, right? To me at least.
Anyway, point is, I'm writing DCxOC bullshit.
So, here it is
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(got tired of writing in that stupid ass font)
Jason though at first thought it was lighting, how Trevor's face seemed almost fully in shadow, but as they entered his safe house, he nearly had a heart attack once he saw the man's face.
It was almost as if someone drew a line from the top of his one ear to the bottom of the other one and coloured the upper part of his face with musou black pain. What was even weirder was how he didn't have a mouth. Like- at all.
Trevor was confused for a moment as Redhood stared at him, then realised he didn't exactly look normal.
Trevor: "...I'm guessing this type of look isn't normal here?"
He asked sheepishly, scratching the back of his neck as his one (one eye. A while shape with a black- fully black dot inside it, acting as the pupil) squinted a bit.
RH: "......no."
T: "Kurwa."
The end
I'm tired of pretending to hate Canon X OC.
JASON AND HIS ELDRITCH HORROR BOYFRIEND!
The shape of a fish's caudal tail can tell you a lot about how fast the fish moves! A rounded tail is the slowest and a lunate tail is the fastest! The lunate tail has the most optimal ratio of high thrust and low draw, making it the fastest.
Ichthyology Notes 2/?
Sonic obliviousness is mostly harmless... Until mixed with Omega's blatant honestly
Me and my super talented friend @camilieroart had some fun reanimating a Lego Monkie Kid clip (season 5, episode 1) with different character designs! It was a fun exercise and I learned a lot π!
We both did a bit of everything but I mostly did the keyframes and @camilieroart did the in-betweens. Lip-synching was a team effort and it was hell β¨