Might Be A Little Fixated On Shadnicky Now.. Whoops

( ˊᗜˋ ) It was nap time for little Wukong and the little monkeys. 🍃⛺️ They built a small tent and a small bed with banana leaves next to the waterfall in the Water Curtain Cave. Little Wukong also invited the little macaque

you get two versions of the same shitpost lets gooo!!!

meme ref undercut

Bruce owes Danny money. He does Not want to pay up.

So! Danny had to run away from Amity Park when his parents discovered his Powers. But every time he tried to stay in a single place in America, they somehow managed to find him.

Turns out, they were working with the GIW to track him using the GIW's resources and the Fenton's Genius to find him everywhere he ran to. Eventually, Danny figured he had had enough and ran to Europe where the GIW had no Jurisdiction.

After wandering for a while, Danny was found and recruited by the League of Assasins. He was powerful, skilled, and connected to the Lazarus Pits, so they approached him with a job offer.

They would hide him from the Fentons, who had began to search for him in Europe independently, and in return he would work for them as an Assasin.

Considering his situation, Danny agreed.

He began training to be an Assasin, supplementing his Ghost Abilities with the abilities of an Assasin to become even more Stealthy.

While training under the League, Danny met another recruit simply known as Bruce. They trained together for years, even going on a few missions together gathering intel, and using disguises to hid in plain sight.

On one of these missions, Danny lent Bruce some money with the promise to get paid back when they returned to the League. That same night, Bruce left the League of Assasins and never came back.

...

Bruce was sitting in the Batcave going over a case with Tim, Jason was off to the side cleaning his Guns, and Dick and Cass were holding an acrobatics competition in their Obstacle Course, with Damien, Steph, and Duke cheering them on.

Suddenly an Eldritch Emerald Light sprang to life in the center of the Batcave, and everybody dropped what they were doing and sprang to action.

Slowly, a glowing green figure emerged from the Light. He appeared Eldritch in Nature, as if he existed in multiple layers of reality at once and looking at him gave them minor headaches. Then, the figure spoke up.

"BRUCE. ITS BEEN 15 YEARS. YOU STILL OWE ME 16 DOLLARS."

Recognizing Danny, Bruce took a moment to compose himself before responding.

"Fuck Off."

Danny's flight or fight response has quite the hair trigger for a few select phrases most being things vlad would say

One such being his full name a bit odd but there's a reason he always asks to be called danny

So really it's not his fault after joining the school in gotham he had been introduced to his class and he'd told them to call him danny

And he hadn't heard him all he'd heard was someone calling him danial and putting a hand on his shoulder

So really he can't be blamed for how he reacted he told everyone not to call him Daniel and he snuck up and called him daniel

How can he be blamed for breaking Damien waynes nose

Ra's smiled as he looked at the young Detective. He was trapped. If he did not acquiesce to Ra's's demands, then his new friend would perish. The other boy's shirt was already soaked with his blood.

The other boy did not look concerned by the fact that he was losing blood in the slightest and Ra's wondered where Timothy had found someone too stupid to realize their mortal peril.

"Well," said the other boy as he stretched--wasn't that the arm Ra's had cut off? "It's nice to know that the whole 'elderly Froot Loop' who wants to force a teen into being his protege is something that transcends dimensions."

Timothy looked at the other boy. Then his eyes moved to the ground, where the severed arm was still lying. "No shit," he asked.

"Sadly, no. Ugh, I'm covered in blood again." The other boy--flickered. That was the best way that Ra's could describe it. The blood then fell through his body to land on the floor. "That's better."

"Oh, that's good. You must save a fortune on cleaning."

"You'd think so, wouldn't you?"

Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious.

Headcanon for Danny is where he gets summoned by the Justice League to earn the trust, achieve peace, and form an alliance between the world of the living and dead, in the name of the greater good.

they were perplexed when they weren't met by the sight of the high king Pariah Dark standing in between the ritual circle (they haven't updated their scrolls yet, don't mind them)

Instead, there stood a young ghost who called himself Phantom and greeted them happily with a few jokes here and there, which made sense for everyone present because jesters were known to be the ones to send dire news to the king safely without getting their heads cut off from their lower bodies.

The Justice League Dark took a big sigh of relief (Constantine), thinking they were somehow blessed to skip meeting the high king, so relieved in fact that he forgot that the summoning spell was meant to be for the high king and high king only.

Phantom just smiled innocently through the whole ordeal, doing his best to avoid looking suspicious and breaking character as the jester of the Infinity Realms. Can you really blame him for wanting a bit of fun? He was so... tired! of the endless paperwork the Observants kept dumping on him.

PLUS: JESTER!DANNY CHARACTER DESIGN

what if The Witcher lmk hum!AU

Liu'er is a witcher from School of the Cat with his own personal moral compass who just… living the witcher's life. Wukong is a mage who seeks power and immortality in various ways, and... at some point became king (by all canons, you know)

(and these guys are in love)

I know that there going to be a bit of angst related to wukong and macaque but is there going to be angst related to MK, macaque, and wukong? Cause I feel like there would be a situation where MK would be overwhelmed by power and lose control or something or maybe MK being at risk to another near death experience. I’m not sure. but I’m curious if there going to be angst with MK and his dads

You can thanks the asks for the angst.

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST /

to answer @sakuralotus03 ask:

Worse. He can’t hear the future, but the past.