Die shadowpiss die die die die
I think the Sonic cast should argue over nonsensical things all day all the time
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Failed phantom smooch ft. Letting the besties know
who else up hurkleing their durkleing
"tell me it was real, because it was real to me."
Gay ass monkeys i hate them everyday
Alfred's Apprentice- DCxDP prompt
Alfred isn't immortal and he can admit he's not getting any younger. It also wouldn't hurt to have someone else to take on the workload since the family isn't going to get smaller.
Instead of finding help, help found him.
"Call me Nightingale. Danny Nightingale." The young man said presenting a black card with perfect white ink calligraphy.
Danny was about Tim's age. He had already graduated early according to records. His record was perfect in all respects. Smart. An intellect comparable to geniuses in respects to science which had more uses in the households then you'd expect. He was very precise when it came to cleaning. Every surface needed to be cleaned regardless of how much use they see. In fact Danny would carry a blacklight and wipe anything with fingerprints. His almost supernatural strength allowed him to move furniture for easier cleaning.
Alfred had suspicions that Danny had a history in crime scene cleaning. He chose not to say anything.
The kid was a damn good cook as well. Though his tea isn't up to Alfred's standards. At least heist his aim is good.
Bruce at least didn't adopt this one and leave Alfred to take care of him.
"Nightingale, did you clean the ceiling?" Alfred asked.
"Yes, sir. Please leave any hard to reach places to me. The chandelier is especially finicky to polish and you have better things to tend to." He said bowing at the waist.
Bruce was still uncomfortable asking Danny for anything and let Alfred instruct him on what he should do. He has suspicions that Danny was being trained to tend to Damian should something happen to him. Alfred would come up with a contingency like that.
The others took to Danny as best as they could. Most treated him like a brother with the exception of Tim and Damian. Tim couldn't really see past them being the same age but Danny was able to understand his babble about theories and help him. Thought Danny was also to wait out Tim's insomnia easily and take him to bed.
Damian had no issue seeing Danny as a servant which was exactly what he wanted. Dick would criticize him about being rude but Danny would assure him that Damian was not being rude, he was just giving Danny a job to do.
It was during an outing with Damian that Danny was put to the test. They were just visiting an art supply store. Danny carried Damian's bags to the car and put them away in the trunk. As he opened the door to let Damian in a group of kidnappers tried to steal the young master.
It was likely a crime of opportunity as they saw a rich boy and his butler out and about.
As the group tried to drive of with Damian in tow all the ties on their van blew out as Danny had already thrown down caltrops under the ties.
Gracefully and with the dignity expected of a bulter he pried the rough hands off of Damian, breaking every finger as he went.
"Please refrain from such brutish actions. I'd usually be unwilling to let this go but you must be very desperate to commit a crime so blatantly as to steal a child. I'm in a rush to get the young master home for dinner. So remain here, the police will be here in a few moments."
With that Danny escorted Damian into the car and drove them home.
Freenoodle appreciation post because it takes 4 dads to raise the Chaos Baby.
ahah he gets his reaction to nightmares from BOTH his bio dads! :D
Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST /
Also it's YOUR fault you all for some reason wants to see the baby have night terrors.
I see so many anons wanting wukong or macaque from your yandere verse. Me, I would set up a romantic candlelight dinner date for the two and leave them be. Cause they’re cute together.
This ask is my everything 😩