Macaque From Lego Monkie Kid!

i must contribute to the angst bc i make happy memes to forget how depressing your fic is @trainpassengers

TELL US WHO THE BABY DADDY/MOMMA IS 🗣️🗣️ I NEED TO KNOW WHO ASCHARYA LOOKS LIKE

Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious.

Headcanon for Danny is where he gets summoned by the Justice League to earn the trust, achieve peace, and form an alliance between the world of the living and dead, in the name of the greater good.

they were perplexed when they weren't met by the sight of the high king Pariah Dark standing in between the ritual circle (they haven't updated their scrolls yet, don't mind them)

Instead, there stood a young ghost who called himself Phantom and greeted them happily with a few jokes here and there, which made sense for everyone present because jesters were known to be the ones to send dire news to the king safely without getting their heads cut off from their lower bodies.

The Justice League Dark took a big sigh of relief (Constantine), thinking they were somehow blessed to skip meeting the high king, so relieved in fact that he forgot that the summoning spell was meant to be for the high king and high king only.

Phantom just smiled innocently through the whole ordeal, doing his best to avoid looking suspicious and breaking character as the jester of the Infinity Realms. Can you really blame him for wanting a bit of fun? He was so... tired! of the endless paperwork the Observants kept dumping on him.

PLUS: JESTER!DANNY CHARACTER DESIGN

What would happen if MK started to unconsciously start chirping like a monkey around macaque or wukong 🙃

And what if I cried drawing this? (They have such heart eyes I just can’t-)

Pls listen to this page OST while reading

I’m gonna miss Baby MK, I only had you for a day and half but u know the rest. Too bad the monkies can’t make a baby of their own (or can they??!👀👀👀👀👀)

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT )

thank you @delightfulcupquakequeen for the amazing ask and the AMAZING fic rec!!! Holy shit!

Ra's smiled as he looked at the young Detective. He was trapped. If he did not acquiesce to Ra's's demands, then his new friend would perish. The other boy's shirt was already soaked with his blood.

The other boy did not look concerned by the fact that he was losing blood in the slightest and Ra's wondered where Timothy had found someone too stupid to realize their mortal peril.

"Well," said the other boy as he stretched--wasn't that the arm Ra's had cut off? "It's nice to know that the whole 'elderly Froot Loop' who wants to force a teen into being his protege is something that transcends dimensions."

Timothy looked at the other boy. Then his eyes moved to the ground, where the severed arm was still lying. "No shit," he asked.

"Sadly, no. Ugh, I'm covered in blood again." The other boy--flickered. That was the best way that Ra's could describe it. The blood then fell through his body to land on the floor. "That's better."

"Oh, that's good. You must save a fortune on cleaning."

"You'd think so, wouldn't you?"

I see so many anons wanting wukong or macaque from your yandere verse. Me, I would set up a romantic candlelight dinner date for the two and leave them be. Cause they’re cute together.

This ask is my everything 😩

A small clip animation

Gitm belongs to @venomous-qwille

Literal Star Dew ✨

no way ppl are using ai to write ao3. what happened to being a tortured writer. what happened to blood on the page. what happened to the ao3 curse. people used to get run over, have their houses burned down, break their entire spines and they still put in the work to finish a chapter. fuck you, using ai. y’all are weak

Regular shadowpeach for the soul

So Billy is 17, doesn’t matter if he’s homeless or adopted, but the League or his family still don’t know that he Captain Marvel.

One day, he gets caught in a summon.

The summoning turns out to be a marriage contract. Billy is now married to the eldritch ghost king. Who was also not happy.

After sending the cultist to hell, the ghost king transforms into a teenager. Danny Fenton

Huh, he could work with this. Billy transforms as well.

They start working together to find a way to break off the marriage. There isn’t one. They are stuck together. And because both of them have enemies, they can’t exactly tell people that they’re married

Eventually, they learn to like each more than friends. One day, Marvel is in a meeting and someone asks him what he’s doing after work,

Marvel: oh! I’m watching that new horror movie with my husband :))

Leaguers: ….

Marvel: he was so excited to see it I couldn’t say no!

Leaguers: you’re married???

Marvel: … it was supposed to be a secret… shit…

Shenanigans

- marvel is getting his butt whipped by a new villain, Danny shows up as elderitch monster (“not my husband, bitch!”)

- JLA holiday party? Billy brings elderitch Danny

- Dani pops up:

Dani: hiya papa!!

Marvel: Dani! What are you doing here?

Dani: just stopping by to see my papa :))

Marvel: aww :))

Leaguers: aww….?

-when Billy identify is revealed;

Leaguer: I can’t believe you made up a fake husband!

Billy: oh Danny is real!

Leaguers: but he’s not your husband, right?

Billy: :))

Leaguers: ….right??