Hey Red! Happy New Year!

Danny: In our defense... we were on a date when that crazy clown attacked us.

Red Hood: *visibly shaking with glee at the sight of Joker's dead body.*

Batman: *staring at the... there's steam coming off of thr body* What did you use.

Sam: I used the Fentom Anti-Creep Stick.

Tucker: Fenton wrist rays.

Danny: I threw my dad's cooking at him... that's what did it.

In the background, a small screeching glob could be heard as it attempted to make an escape.

Danny: That's supposed to be meatloaf.

I love the relationship between these two for many reasons and this is one of them

Could I please hug Blind Macaque? I’ll stay within watching view so you and Villain Wukong can watch me in case you don’t trust me.

Part 20- cw at bottom of tags First Prev Next

First Prev Next

surprise! not only do you get unglamoured wukong, but also fully glamoured wukong! isn't that nice

Meme to make you feel better

Having siblings is so weird cus one second I want to burn this woman's whole lineage and the next in helping her look for a pan to make brownies in

I know that there going to be a bit of angst related to wukong and macaque but is there going to be angst related to MK, macaque, and wukong? Cause I feel like there would be a situation where MK would be overwhelmed by power and lose control or something or maybe MK being at risk to another near death experience. I’m not sure. but I’m curious if there going to be angst with MK and his dads

You can thanks the asks for the angst.

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST /

to answer @sakuralotus03 ask:

Worse. He can’t hear the future, but the past.

he looks so offended at the prospect of getting shit for laying down, and honestly i felt that in my soul

More lately complicated relationship again and again 🙈

And twist things

I love it when there's choas that most associate with Dan, Dani, and Danny.

___

Dan, Dani and Danny just finished a meeting with the Justice League (with the YJL on the side lines just being nosey) to talk about alliances between the League and the Phantoms.

Superman: Phantom.

Dan, Dani and Danny: Yes.

Flash: Wait, you're all Phantom?

Dani: Yeah, it's our family name, duh.

Superman: We prefer to work with the eldest Phantom-

Danny, who still looks the same age he died but is actually 15: That would be me.

Everyone is shocked.

Dan, scoffed: We're ghosts, our physical age doesn't reflect our actual ages.

Kid Flash: Wait, how old are you guys?

Dan: 4 years old.

Dani: 6 months old.

Dan: Baby-

Dani just stuck out her tongue.

Danny: I'm 15.

Robin: But you show up throughout history?

Danny: I do odd jobs for the ghost of time.

Green Latern: We'll circle back to that later. So, how are you guys related?

Dan: We're the same person.

JL + YJL: Wha-?

Dan: Me and her are variations of that one.

Batman: Elaborate.

Dan: I'm from another timeline that doesn't exist anymore.

Dani: I'm his clone!

Danny: And I'm just Danny.

Flash: Didn't you call her your cousin? Wouldn't she be your daughter?

Danny: It's interchangeable, we change what we call each other everyday. Sometimes I'm their brother, cousin or parent. Which one depends on the day.

Dan: We honestly don't care.

Flash: Since you're from a destroyed timeline, wouldn't she also be your clone too?

Dan: Naw, it's a little more complex than that.

Dani: He's actually combined ghosts of Danny and Plasmius combined with Danny's memories. In hindsight, that makes him their child. Which means we're actually full siblings.

Danny: Which is weird since Plasmius is actually an old man with an unhealthy obsession with my mom and me. He was my parents' college friend and is my godfather and arch nemesis.

Kid Flash: ... There is so many things wrong with that statement.

Danny: And that's why we call him a fruitloop.

Aqualad: There seems to be an issue with archnemesises cloning their hero counterparts.

Dani, squealing: THERES ANOTHER CLONE!!

Superboy: Hi.

Dani, suddenly in Superboy's face: Mom, look! He can pass off as one of us.

Robin: That makes no sense, he has blue eyes and black hair, you have white hair and green eyes.

All three Phantoms, with an inhumanly large and toothy grin, turned human: You sure 'bout that?

Batman: You have human disguises?

Danny: Sure, we'll go with that.

Dani, on Superboy's back: Can we keep him?

Dan: He'll fit right in.

Danny: Superman is his dad-

Superman, bristling: Its not my son.

The Phantoms just stare at him:...

Danny: No.

JL: ??

Dan: I won't make a mess.

JL, confused: ??

Dani: I'll help with clean up.

JL, concerned: !?!?

Danny: No, now help me convince Superboy to join our fraid.