I Hauve A Cold

So Billy is 17, doesn’t matter if he’s homeless or adopted, but the League or his family still don’t know that he Captain Marvel.

One day, he gets caught in a summon.

The summoning turns out to be a marriage contract. Billy is now married to the eldritch ghost king. Who was also not happy.

After sending the cultist to hell, the ghost king transforms into a teenager. Danny Fenton

Huh, he could work with this. Billy transforms as well.

They start working together to find a way to break off the marriage. There isn’t one. They are stuck together. And because both of them have enemies, they can’t exactly tell people that they’re married

Eventually, they learn to like each more than friends. One day, Marvel is in a meeting and someone asks him what he’s doing after work,

Marvel: oh! I’m watching that new horror movie with my husband :))

Leaguers: ….

Marvel: he was so excited to see it I couldn’t say no!

Leaguers: you’re married???

Marvel: … it was supposed to be a secret… shit…

Shenanigans

- marvel is getting his butt whipped by a new villain, Danny shows up as elderitch monster (“not my husband, bitch!”)

- JLA holiday party? Billy brings elderitch Danny

- Dani pops up:

Dani: hiya papa!!

Marvel: Dani! What are you doing here?

Dani: just stopping by to see my papa :))

Marvel: aww :))

Leaguers: aww….?

-when Billy identify is revealed;

Leaguer: I can’t believe you made up a fake husband!

Billy: oh Danny is real!

Leaguers: but he’s not your husband, right?

Billy: :))

Leaguers: ….right??

Oh jeez, I wonder who’ll have to explain THAT kind of demon instinct to MK now-

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Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / )

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Alfred's Apprentice- DCxDP prompt

Alfred isn't immortal and he can admit he's not getting any younger. It also wouldn't hurt to have someone else to take on the workload since the family isn't going to get smaller.

Instead of finding help, help found him.

"Call me Nightingale. Danny Nightingale." The young man said presenting a black card with perfect white ink calligraphy.

Danny was about Tim's age. He had already graduated early according to records. His record was perfect in all respects. Smart. An intellect comparable to geniuses in respects to science which had more uses in the households then you'd expect. He was very precise when it came to cleaning. Every surface needed to be cleaned regardless of how much use they see. In fact Danny would carry a blacklight and wipe anything with fingerprints. His almost supernatural strength allowed him to move furniture for easier cleaning.

Alfred had suspicions that Danny had a history in crime scene cleaning. He chose not to say anything.

The kid was a damn good cook as well. Though his tea isn't up to Alfred's standards. At least heist his aim is good.

Bruce at least didn't adopt this one and leave Alfred to take care of him.

"Nightingale, did you clean the ceiling?" Alfred asked.

"Yes, sir. Please leave any hard to reach places to me. The chandelier is especially finicky to polish and you have better things to tend to." He said bowing at the waist.

Bruce was still uncomfortable asking Danny for anything and let Alfred instruct him on what he should do. He has suspicions that Danny was being trained to tend to Damian should something happen to him. Alfred would come up with a contingency like that.

The others took to Danny as best as they could. Most treated him like a brother with the exception of Tim and Damian. Tim couldn't really see past them being the same age but Danny was able to understand his babble about theories and help him. Thought Danny was also to wait out Tim's insomnia easily and take him to bed.

Damian had no issue seeing Danny as a servant which was exactly what he wanted. Dick would criticize him about being rude but Danny would assure him that Damian was not being rude, he was just giving Danny a job to do.

It was during an outing with Damian that Danny was put to the test. They were just visiting an art supply store. Danny carried Damian's bags to the car and put them away in the trunk. As he opened the door to let Damian in a group of kidnappers tried to steal the young master.

It was likely a crime of opportunity as they saw a rich boy and his butler out and about.

As the group tried to drive of with Damian in tow all the ties on their van blew out as Danny had already thrown down caltrops under the ties.

Gracefully and with the dignity expected of a bulter he pried the rough hands off of Damian, breaking every finger as he went.

"Please refrain from such brutish actions. I'd usually be unwilling to let this go but you must be very desperate to commit a crime so blatantly as to steal a child. I'm in a rush to get the young master home for dinner. So remain here, the police will be here in a few moments."

With that Danny escorted Damian into the car and drove them home.

Having siblings is so weird cus one second I want to burn this woman's whole lineage and the next in helping her look for a pan to make brownies in

Farben

Was listening to this song while drawing, might as well incorporate it right?

DCx— what?

Y'all know them DCxDP posts on tiktok or other crossovers or some shit right? Well I want to do that too

But I'm sick and tired of seein all them everywhere I go cus- let's be honest, after a while, they get even the slightest bit boring, right? To me at least.

Anyway, point is, I'm writing DCxOC bullshit.

So, here it is

𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚢 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢. 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚗 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎.

𝙽𝚘𝚠 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐, 𝚗𝚘𝚝 *𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢* 𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝙷𝚎'𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚙𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝚍𝚒𝚎, 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚂𝚘 𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜, 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚘 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝚞𝚙 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚜.

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚊 𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑, 𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚢, 𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝.

𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢, 𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔. 𝙿𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝 𝚒𝚜, 𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚎𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎.

𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚘𝚘𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚢, 𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚐𝚞𝚗 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖.

𝙼𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚐𝚞𝚢: "𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍!"

𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎-𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚗? 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚗. 𝙷𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎.. 𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚋𝚎𝚛? 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜.

𝙷𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚞𝚙, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚞𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚏 𝚋𝚢 𝚊 - 𝚘𝚛, 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 - 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚎𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍. 𝙸𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚔𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚊.. 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚢𝚌𝚕𝚎?? 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚎𝚝??

?? (𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚍): "𝚃𝚌𝚑. 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚕𝚢, 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚗𝚎? 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢!"

𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗 (?? 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚠) 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖

??(𝚁𝙷): "𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢?"

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𝚁𝚎𝚍𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝, 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕 𝚘𝚗 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢. 𝙸𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚖 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚗𝚘 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚜, 𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜. 𝙸𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚏 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐.

𝙷𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚊 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚏𝚝𝚘𝚙, 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚐𝚞𝚗 𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚔𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢.

𝙷𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚕𝚢, 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚜.

𝚁𝚎𝚍𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚍: "𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢?"

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚔𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙤𝙝 𝙣𝙤 𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙩.

𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 (𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛): "𝚄𝚑, 𝚢𝚊-𝚜-𝚜𝚑. 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐-𝚔 𝚒'𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍. 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚜."

𝙹𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚙𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍, 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎, what.

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎- 𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚢. 𝙷𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢.

𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 (𝚃): 𝙰𝚎, 𝚢-𝚢𝚊 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎, 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚊?"

𝙾𝚔𝚊𝚢, 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝙷𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚞𝚢'𝚜 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕. 𝙸𝚏 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚜𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚌 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝.

(𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝙷𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝)

𝚁𝙷: "𝚞𝚑𝚑.. 𝙲𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝙰𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢?"

𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 (𝚃): "𝙵𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎?"

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝙹𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐.

𝚁𝙷: "𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝."

𝚂(𝚃): "𝙽𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎- 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝚂𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊, 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝?? 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘, 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢? 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝?? 𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚙𝚒𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝, 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝.

𝙹𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍.

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 1) 𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝙶𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚖, 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊, 2) 𝙷𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚗𝚘 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 3) 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 4) 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝙹𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗'𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚊𝚏𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝.

𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝙹𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗'𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜? 𝙱𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 (𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗) 𝚊𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚙𝚜.

(got tired of writing in that stupid ass font)

Jason though at first thought it was lighting, how Trevor's face seemed almost fully in shadow, but as they entered his safe house, he nearly had a heart attack once he saw the man's face.

It was almost as if someone drew a line from the top of his one ear to the bottom of the other one and coloured the upper part of his face with musou black pain. What was even weirder was how he didn't have a mouth. Like- at all.

Trevor was confused for a moment as Redhood stared at him, then realised he didn't exactly look normal.

Trevor: "...I'm guessing this type of look isn't normal here?"

He asked sheepishly, scratching the back of his neck as his one (one eye. A while shape with a black- fully black dot inside it, acting as the pupil) squinted a bit.

RH: "......no."

T: "Kurwa."

The end

I'm tired of pretending to hate Canon X OC.

JASON AND HIS ELDRITCH HORROR BOYFRIEND!

Danny's flight or fight response has quite the hair trigger for a few select phrases most being things vlad would say

One such being his full name a bit odd but there's a reason he always asks to be called danny

So really it's not his fault after joining the school in gotham he had been introduced to his class and he'd told them to call him danny

And he hadn't heard him all he'd heard was someone calling him danial and putting a hand on his shoulder

So really he can't be blamed for how he reacted he told everyone not to call him Daniel and he snuck up and called him daniel

How can he be blamed for breaking Damien waynes nose

Wraps.

A bit after I worked on Macaques kaiju tails post, I realized something. (Idk how I'm JUST realizing this-)

He has those wraps on his arms, and seemingly his thighs/lower legs, which I would assume would also be there but we never really see the full of Macaques Kaiju, mostly the top half.

(That's like the only glimpse with does show some wraps around his ankles/lower legs-) That also means that they must have wrapped around Macaques chest/torso at one point, possibly to keep him in a stiffer state in Diyu as there's also a lot more wraps around Macaques chest then his arms/legs.

But they tear off when LBD revives him. Even so, Macaque must have had those wraps around him for so long that they affected his Kaiju form. Assuming that not to much can affect kaiju's forms because there kaijus and can just- disappear. But I like to think, how did Macaque even feel about that? Knowing that the very thing that restricted him from running and basically gave Wukong a 'clear shot' at one of his eyes, had effected one of his forms permanently?

What would happen if MK started to unconsciously start chirping like a monkey around macaque or wukong 🙃

And what if I cried drawing this? (They have such heart eyes I just can’t-)

Pls listen to this page OST while reading

I’m gonna miss Baby MK, I only had you for a day and half but u know the rest. Too bad the monkies can’t make a baby of their own (or can they??!👀👀👀👀👀)

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT )

thank you @delightfulcupquakequeen for the amazing ask and the AMAZING fic rec!!! Holy shit!

Reminder Macaque turn to both MK and Wukong to mess with them

I want the two do the same to him. I'm petty, okay?