"i Fucking Loved You, And You Destroyed Me Like Nobody Else Did."

he's like a patron saint to me

mustve been a fucking trip when we switched from exorcism arrows to little books with crosses to fuckign laser beams

01/01/25 vs. 05/12/24

Could I please hug Blind Macaque? I’ll stay within watching view so you and Villain Wukong can watch me in case you don’t trust me.

what if The Witcher lmk hum!AU

Liu'er is a witcher from School of the Cat with his own personal moral compass who just… living the witcher's life. Wukong is a mage who seeks power and immortality in various ways, and... at some point became king (by all canons, you know)

(and these guys are in love)

Danny with Jazz Like the final colors

Reminder Macaque turn to both MK and Wukong to mess with them

I want the two do the same to him. I'm petty, okay?

I love the relationship between these two for many reasons and this is one of them

Culture Shock

Look, Danny knows not all of the ghosts from the Zone are human, ok?

Skulker is an alien, Wulf is from another dimension, and Frostbite's ancestral world don't even have planets.

You can meet any ghost from any world and any time period, it's only one of the infinite weird things about the Realms.

So it wasn't a big deal when Danny asked Walker to teach him his mother tongue. Just an attempt to reduce the communication error with the guy, and maybe an effort to get to know his Zone neighbors better.

Generic ghost speak can only get them so far after all.

And ok, Danny wasn't expecting to get actual language books and fucking homeworks from the warden, but whatever. Walker is stuffy like that. It's actually pretty sweet of him to give Danny all of these materials, and Danny can appreciate that.

It might have, unfortunately, slipped Danny's mind to ask more about Walker's origins. Although to be fair, learning an alien language wouldn't be a problem normally, it shouldn't be.

If not for that cursed Fenton luck.

How in the realms is Danny supposed to know Walker is Kryptonian??? Walker acts nothing like Superman, how is Danny supposed to connect the two dots?!

Shit, how do he even start to explain this when Superman is knocking on his dorm window??