I Don't Have Many Friends Here 😅

Me looking at ceiling

Kanna kab aa rhe, i need some pyar ki jhappi

Fr

Sab bhaga ke laaye

Aur apne dau ko dekho, bhabhi khud chalte yug par yug paar karke aayi hai.

Krishna: *elopes with Rukmini* Subhadra: *elopes with Arjuna* Balarama: Be a big brother, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

But seriously, kanna se bolo toh vo pakka kar hi dete hai

Bas thoda satate zarur hai

Krishna be like: aur smaran karo, aur karo, abhi 80 percent hi hua hai, aur smaran karo, mann nahi bhara mera, thoda aur smaran karo 🤪😌 akhir pati hu tumhara, aur karo.

its raining heavily here, like a full blown storm and Obv in India as soon as a drop of water touches the ground and swoosh *lights out!*

So we've been waiting for the electricity to come back like it's been 6 hours or so even our inverter gave up!

My 10 yr old cousin came to me all droopy like "manu didi aap krishna ji se bolo ki woh light le aayein😩" ( ask krishna to restore the power cut) to which I replied " beta maine bol diya na to ulta aur light nahi aayegi coz he likes teasing me especially in circumstances like these👀" (if I told him to do that he probably will cut out the power for even longer)

Then I said "why don't you pray to him with a pure heart, ask your brother in law krishna ji- please light waapis le aao na jijaji 🥺" {we have this insider funny custom that my cousins & sibling call krishna "jijaji" lol}

And with his sweetest 10 yr ol kid's pure voice my cousin prayed to him the exact same line "please light waapis le aao na jijaji😭" and

I. KID. YOU. NOT

the moment he said that

*bling* we have the electricity, the whole town has electricity as soon as he uttered the words 👁️👄👁️

We (my whole family) were utterly speechless and just laughing at "all that Manu is doing, isn't a joke anymore 🫢"

Its still raining but there's no problem related to power cut anymore, thanks to mere bhai ke jijaji 🛐

My cousin said I'm gonna do this every day for legit every thing now so all the best krishna now that you have to arrange those video games his father has been delaying him for lmaoo

If I was in place of arjun

That 3rd part of 'philosophical rambling' ek kaan se aata dusre se chala jata while brain would play that line over and over again

harivamsha Parva, ch 104, bori ce mahabharata

Krishna expresses his love for arjun so freely even I was taken aback while reading it😭😭, it came outta nowhere.

Krishna was like: *philosophical rambling**philosophical rambling* "I love you arjuna and you love me:3" *continues philosophical rambling*

😭😭 he just had to say that

LESSDOO

REMEMBER US PLANNING THE ASHTA SAKHIS AS MIRACULOUS SHOW INSPIRED SUPERHEROES

YES. SHALL WE DO IT AGAIN?!

So we're officially in a full fledged war. May lord Kartikeya lead us to victory

When Kumbhakaran enters a sleeping competition but his opponent is a secular hindu in bharat

GOOD MEOWNING MUMMAAAAA

GUMONING MERA BACHHAA

Shayad kisi ke chand ki kami puri karne gaya hoga

Ajj toh chand bhi mujhe chhod chala gaya.

Narad bhaiya with tickets hehhe

The thought of the devatas being in a band has been haunting me and I need to pass the plague onto others

Shiva needs to be the drummer

Saraswati can be both the lead guitarist and the lead vocalist

Krishna should play the flute, or another woodwind. Problem is idk how a FLUTE would fit in a rock band.

The question now tho is who should man the keyboard piano. I'm voting with Indra for no particular reason.

OMFG FRRR

I feel like Shiva as a drummer would pull amazing moves as well and maybe sometimes even be supporting vocalist

But Saraswati frrr is the lead with her cool cool guitar and awesome vocals 🗿🗿✨✨

Vishnu can play the flute... Or even a harp who knows we can add some traditional elements in rock 🗿✨

OMG YES INDRA PLAYS THE KEYBOARD 🗿🗿✨✨ HE'D BE THE BEST