Vishnu, after knowing someone's got a very funny boon: READ YOUR CONTRACT FOLKS AND DON’T GET SCAMMED BUT IF YOU’RE A DEMON BE SURE AS HELL BITCH I’M GONNA LOOPHOLE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
Kesava is one of the names of Sri Krishna. Arjuna, in the Bhagavad Gita, calls Him by this name three times. Kesava means “the one with luxuriant hair (kesam)” or “the one who killed Kesi, the demon.”
However, in defining the word Kesava, Srimad-Bhagavatam reveals one of its secret meanings, which is available only to Rasika Vaisnavas (devotees who are expert tasters of pure and transcendental rasa). Srila Visvanatha Cakravarti Thakura explains the meaning of the word Kesava with the phrase "kesan vayate samskarotiti - because Krishna arranges the hair (kesa) of His beloved, He is called Kesava."
Hanuman ji be like : bahut hogya aaram Ab hoga kaam
BOLO JAI SHRI RAM
Mastaa! Aur tu?
GOOD MEOWNING MUMMAAAAA
GUMONING MERA BACHHAA
“ ... ॐ हनु हनु हनु हनु हनुमन्त हठीले।
बैरिहिं मारू बज्र की कीले॥
गदा बज्र लै बैरिहिं मारो।
महाराज प्रभु दास उबारो॥ ... ”
Lines which came in my mind after reading this
Hanuman ji, aapki avashyakta hai
*jumphugs*
BETU *catches you*
i’m reading these news as there’s a siren absolutely BLASTING outside my window because russia’s bombing my city again. this goes to say i’m showing solidarity with pakistan and reminding you that THE INVADERS ARE ALWAYS WRONG
🥺 maooooo
MUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH MAH GOD- MAH BABY—
Wait
WHATS WITH ALL THOSE STICKY THINGS ON MY BETU KA FACE??
40 ghante ki mohlat diye the
4 ghante bhi shant nahi baitha
🤡🦚👀🩰😺
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