The Urge To Say It Out Aloud In A Family Function

People who are fucking badmouthing the Indian army. Listen you motherfucking ungreatful pieces of shit, badmouth the government who you elected. NOT THE ARMY. THEY'RE LITERALLY KEEPING US SAFE??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? YOU THINK YOU CAN GO DO WHAT THEY DO? YOU THINK YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR FAMILIES BEHIND IN EXTREME TEMPRATURES AND HORRIBLE LIVING CONDITIONS TO GAURD THE PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY? PAKISTAN LAUNCHED MISSILES ON CIVILLIAN AREAS FOR FUCK'S SAKE -- THE AIR FORCE LITERALLY SAVED OUR LIVES WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING MORONS ON????

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OUR ASHTASAKHI GANG

REMEMBER US PLANNING THE ASHTA SAKHIS AS MIRACULOUS SHOW INSPIRED SUPERHEROES

YES. SHALL WE DO IT AGAIN?!

Husn e jaanaan ki tareef mumkin nahi

Husn e jaanaan ki tareef mumkin nahi

Afreen afreen

Afreen afreen

Tu bhi dekhe agar to kahe hamnisheen

Afreen afreen

Afreen afreen

Husn e jaanaan ki tareef mumkin nahi

Why was I singing the first like as

Usne jana ki taarif mumkin nahi—

🥲 just misheard lyrics

mwah mwahhh

oṁ namo bhagavate narasiṁhāya namas tejas-tejase āvir-āvirbhava vajra-nakha vajra-daṁṣṭra karmāśayān randhaya randhaya tamo grasa grasa oṁ svāhā; abhayam abhayam ātmani bhūyiṣṭhā oṁ kṣraum

I offer my obeisances unto Lord Narasimha, the source of all power, who possesses thunderbolt-like nails and teeth. May He vanquish our desires and drive away our ignorance so that we may become fearless.

[Bhāgavata Purāņa 5.18.8]

Shubh Narasimha Jayanti!

Me: krishna ye yaad dila dena

Krishna: *makes me remember that thing every half an hour*

Me: krishna ye yaad dilana, but thode time baad. Taki clue mile ki you agree with this

Krishna: *raat ko nind khol ke yaad dilaying*

Yet

After all

This

Me: krishna kabhi toh clue diya karo ki prem karte ho. Chalo ek phool gira ke dedo

Krishna: 😐😌🤪

No.

Tum apne charano me rakh lo mujhko

tumhare charano kaa phool hun mai

main sar jhukaye khadi hun priyatam

main sar jhukayae khadi hun priyatam

ke jaise mandir me lau diye ki.... 🎶

I saw toooo heheh

Waiting~

wait more (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

But seriously, kanna se bolo toh vo pakka kar hi dete hai

Bas thoda satate zarur hai

Krishna be like: aur smaran karo, aur karo, abhi 80 percent hi hua hai, aur smaran karo, mann nahi bhara mera, thoda aur smaran karo 🤪😌 akhir pati hu tumhara, aur karo.

its raining heavily here, like a full blown storm and Obv in India as soon as a drop of water touches the ground and swoosh *lights out!*

So we've been waiting for the electricity to come back like it's been 6 hours or so even our inverter gave up!

My 10 yr old cousin came to me all droopy like "manu didi aap krishna ji se bolo ki woh light le aayein😩" ( ask krishna to restore the power cut) to which I replied " beta maine bol diya na to ulta aur light nahi aayegi coz he likes teasing me especially in circumstances like these👀" (if I told him to do that he probably will cut out the power for even longer)

Then I said "why don't you pray to him with a pure heart, ask your brother in law krishna ji- please light waapis le aao na jijaji 🥺" {we have this insider funny custom that my cousins & sibling call krishna "jijaji" lol}

And with his sweetest 10 yr ol kid's pure voice my cousin prayed to him the exact same line "please light waapis le aao na jijaji😭" and

I. KID. YOU. NOT

the moment he said that

*bling* we have the electricity, the whole town has electricity as soon as he uttered the words 👁️👄👁️

We (my whole family) were utterly speechless and just laughing at "all that Manu is doing, isn't a joke anymore 🫢"

Its still raining but there's no problem related to power cut anymore, thanks to mere bhai ke jijaji 🛐

My cousin said I'm gonna do this every day for legit every thing now so all the best krishna now that you have to arrange those video games his father has been delaying him for lmaoo

Maine na jaane kis muhurat pe kanna ko bola ki

Kanna, mujhse khub kaam karwao khub khub. Aisa karo, jab bhi mummy logo ko kaam karwana ho toh sirf meko pukare

Ab toh haalat aisi ho gayi hai ki

Puja karne baithu, toh bhi pukarte lagte hai 😭

Krishna: you asked for it 😏 😛

Tbh I was scolded ki tum kuch kaam nahi karti...

:')