And Here Is The Green Screen Variant For Those Artists Out There Who Want A Super Niche Gif Of A Bob-omb

Heya! Never have I ever been injured by my own pokemon?

-@slowpoke-enthusiast-avery

Howdy friend!

I’ve gotten all manner of injuries from my Pokémon and Pokémon under my care! The list is long, but I’ll try and keep it interesting.

When I was just starting out, my first Dodrio Hen broke one of my legs, and would have fully ended my life had Stoutland not been there to save me.

While watching over a competitively bred and freshly evolved Arcanine that my uncle dumped on me, I got a whole bunch of burns all over as he figured out just how to control his fire.

A few years back, when helping teach a school trip about Pokémon farming and ranching, one of the kids didn’t listen when I said “don’t go into the pasture by yourself.” And they snuck off and almost got turned into a fine powder by Grouchy the Tauros, who wound up breaking a few of my ribs in confusion instead.

Just earlier this year, I actually lost my left pinky finger to a spooked Dodrio that was trying to protect itself and its chicks from a wild Raichu that someone released without considering the local ecosystem.

There’s also always a minimum of one nasty looking bump, bruise, cut, or other such blemish from generally handling aggressive Pokémon with sharp bits all over their bodies on me at all times.

Some bowuigi to celebrate the official start of the holiday season. Happy December everyone

Silly LimLife things

Originals under the cut!

Here you go :)

not all have emojis but

I want a chiropractor to catch me in a Potimpkin Buster and release all of the tension in my spine in one fell swoop.

Started watching Deathnote because I was bored as fuck, and it’s absolutely the show I’ve seen in my whole life.

Love watching a crowd of autistic fuckers stand in a circle while the body count rises into the thousands, if not millions.

Also, I’ve learned the meaning to of “Kin” by virtue of screaming at L in the same tone I yell at myself when I say or do stupid shit. I ain’t proud, but I sure am experiencing.

“Dragons respect the strong,” the dragon said. “Okay, so if that’s true why do you never attack that one old farmer outside the city.” Asked the adventurer. “I’ll repeat, Dragons respect the strong.”

what pokemon do you raise? which non-team member pokemon is your favorite???

I breed Doduo and Dodrio for commercial sales, and I’ve dabbled in breeding Tauros, but I actually found the Miltank to be more difficult to manage!

My favorites to raise though have been Tauros. Despite their large size and aggressive appearance, when raised and trained properly, they’re sweeter than Candy and more manageable than Growlithe!

hades fans come get your bullshit pspspspsp

i ran out of funnies now i just draw aphrodite and hermes over and over again