Updating My Rogue-Lite/mlm Dating Sim Concept.

I want a chiropractor to catch me in a Potimpkin Buster and release all of the tension in my spine in one fell swoop.

i envy ppl who can provide deep analysis about their favorite media and/or characters b/c whenever i like something a lot it looks like:

Can’t get over how popular Larry/Professor Saguaro is as a ship for Pokémon SV.

The universe as a whole saw the world’s most divorced man in all of Pokémon history and decided that he needed someone to make sure he eats more than rice balls and actually gets some sleep at night.

Also shout out to Rika/Grusha. Absolutely love what they’ve done with their genders. I mean this in the way someone would compliment their friend’s flourishing houseplants.

monsterfuckers come get yer milk

intro to the life series presentation i made to market this thing like propoganda to all my friends, enjoy

[rest below the cut bc this is long lmao]

this was a lot of work but it was also fun. if it inspires 1 person to watch the life series it will have been successful

what pokemon do you raise? which non-team member pokemon is your favorite???

I breed Doduo and Dodrio for commercial sales, and I’ve dabbled in breeding Tauros, but I actually found the Miltank to be more difficult to manage!

My favorites to raise though have been Tauros. Despite their large size and aggressive appearance, when raised and trained properly, they’re sweeter than Candy and more manageable than Growlithe!

bread boys more like dead boys am i right

A continuation:

Limited life: claim the whole ass ocean and grow every crop on God’s gay earth.

Doing my quarterly rewatch of the ThirdLife seasons, and I always have to appreciate that Scott’s first instinct in a team survival scenario is to start farming while the person he’s buddies up with goes out and commits felonies.

Scott and Jimmy: Claim a corner and pretend to not have cows

Scott and Pearl: Fine B O N E and grow crops

Scott and Cleo: Claim border/ravine end and make a gay little ranch.

I love to see how, over the course of the series, he and his allies grow from a more relaxed sleeper group to one of the scariest late game forces.

I'm not celebrating regaining your humanity-

Sir I was on my knees for you when you were scary

Luigi gets pegged