"Please, You Want To Know My Standards? I Suppose I Could Indulge You, Just This Once. Heartslabyul And

"Please, you want to know my standards? I suppose I could indulge you, just this once. Heartslabyul and Savanaclaw are both icks. Octavinelle has those gorgeous twins, both are at least a 7. Scarabia has that beautiful vice housewarden, he's almost as pretty as me. Pomefiore... their housewarden is a 2. But the Vice is at least a 6. Ignihyde, the housewarden is a 6. And Diasomnia, all of them are 9's at least."

He hums, flopping backwards in the grass to stare at the clouds.

"Oh, and Beanstalk babe. He's a 10."

Drabble! Welcome to interact :]

Wendell sat on Ramshackle's lawn, spread out in the sun as he worked in his notebook. He hummed to himself, chewing on his pen. "Damn, Trein's class is harder than I thought... think dumbass, you watched Princess and the Frog as a kid, you know this..." He muttered, scribbling down answers.

More Posts from Ramshackle-bastard and Others

2 months ago

[He seems mildly surprised, but shrugs it off.]

Ah, well we all have our quirks. She sounds lovely.

I had the most terrible experience today! I went to Savanaclaw and... *sniff* None of them have a skincare routine! Completely barbaric! We'll see who's laughing when I'm still fresh as a sunflower in twenty years~


Tags
2 weeks ago

"Please, I'm well aware men are gorgeous, I am one. It was a delightful accident I was sent here, so many options."

He examines his nails, raising his brows in disdain.

"Believe me, many of them are not above a 5/10 though. And I say this as a perfect 10."

Drabble! Welcome to interact :]

Wendell sat on Ramshackle's lawn, spread out in the sun as he worked in his notebook. He hummed to himself, chewing on his pen. "Damn, Trein's class is harder than I thought... think dumbass, you watched Princess and the Frog as a kid, you know this..." He muttered, scribbling down answers.


Tags
2 weeks ago

"A pastel Goth look?" He hummed, taking out his notebook and already scribbling down notes.

"Or... maybe a pastel punk... I think I have a leather jacket somewhere... if not I'll make one..."

Drabble! Welcome to interact :]

Wendell sat on Ramshackle's lawn, spread out in the sun as he worked in his notebook. He hummed to himself, chewing on his pen. "Damn, Trein's class is harder than I thought... think dumbass, you watched Princess and the Frog as a kid, you know this..." He muttered, scribbling down answers.


Tags
2 weeks ago

Wait @theultbeing

Girl now I want to make Coraline and Wybie Ocs as part of Wendell’s little posse.


Tags
2 weeks ago

"Purple? Just purple?" Wendell hummed, considering her words for a moment. "Perhaps a Byzantium, or a plum... maybe a mulberry... I'll see what I can do my dear."

He sat up, stretching and cracking his neck. "Worry not, you'll be a gothic princess before you know it."

Drabble! Welcome to interact :]

Wendell sat on Ramshackle's lawn, spread out in the sun as he worked in his notebook. He hummed to himself, chewing on his pen. "Damn, Trein's class is harder than I thought... think dumbass, you watched Princess and the Frog as a kid, you know this..." He muttered, scribbling down answers.


Tags
2 months ago

Can't hear you~! I'm busy being perfect! ✨✨

Hey girl. Are you charmed by my irresistible eyebags and my horrible fucking attitude?


Tags
2 months ago

[twst talk]

wait um im looking at the twisttune event list, and i realized i dont have the 3rd anniversary twisttune anywhere?? im like pretty sure i finished that whole event, but where did the twisttune go??


Tags
2 months ago

...Pardon? I- hmm... You just... look like that? With no effort? ...Damn I wish I had your genes...

Oh hi! Very stylish, very suave. I'm Wendell Goth, the new 10/10 ramshackle prefect! Pleasure to meet you beauty king!

-@ramshackle-bastard

Huh-? Oh.. thank you- just- Silver is fine.


Tags
2 months ago

I think I should be allowed to own a tazer. Overblot? Tazer to the groin.


Tags
2 months ago

I had the most terrible experience today! I went to Savanaclaw and... *sniff* None of them have a skincare routine! Completely barbaric! We'll see who's laughing when I'm still fresh as a sunflower in twenty years~


Tags
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • confused-prefect
    confused-prefect reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • confused-prefect
    confused-prefect reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • confused-prefect
    confused-prefect reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • confused-prefect
    confused-prefect reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • confused-prefect
    confused-prefect reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • confused-prefect
    confused-prefect reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • confused-prefect
    confused-prefect reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • confused-prefect
    confused-prefect reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • confused-prefect
    confused-prefect reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • confused-prefect
    confused-prefect reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • confused-prefect
    confused-prefect reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • confused-prefect
    confused-prefect reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • confused-prefect
    confused-prefect reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • confused-prefect
    confused-prefect reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • confused-prefect
    confused-prefect reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • nepeta-and-co
    nepeta-and-co reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • nepeta-and-co
    nepeta-and-co reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • nepeta-and-co
    nepeta-and-co reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • nepeta-and-co
    nepeta-and-co reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • wellcome-to-chaos
    wellcome-to-chaos reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • wellcome-to-chaos
    wellcome-to-chaos reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • wellcome-to-chaos
    wellcome-to-chaos reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • pest-control-jerp
    pest-control-jerp liked this · 2 months ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • wellcome-to-chaos
    wellcome-to-chaos reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • wellcome-to-chaos
    wellcome-to-chaos reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • ramshackle-bastard
    ramshackle-bastard reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • wellcome-to-chaos
    wellcome-to-chaos reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • fluffy-cats
    fluffy-cats liked this · 2 months ago
ramshackle-bastard - Wendell Knows Best
Wendell Knows Best

I'm Wendell Goth, Ramshackle's hot shit

78 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags