NSFW(kinda Idk😭)

GUY AND HONEY BOTH CANONICALLY HAVE FAT ASSES

EA spoilers(not really but still)‼️‼️

PORTER SOLAIR BACK AT IT AGAIN YIPPIEEEEEE^^^

I seriously have an obsession with his character I think he’s so cool- he’s neat!! Who doesn’t love a sassy vampire boi<33

New hyper-fixation unlocked…New Jersey rats and New Orleans rats.

STOP NO—CUZ WHY CAN I NOW SEE BILLY THROWING IT BACK-

HSHAHAHSSHAHAKJAHEEINA WHD

Norman bates, Thomas Hewitt, brahms heelshire, billy lenz (anyone else) reaction to reader blasting rap/pop music

“I SAID CERTIFIED FREAK SEVEN DAY A WEEK WET ASS PUSSY MAKE THAT PULL OUT GAME WEAK-“

“🤭😊😁😆😀😥😰😨”

To say Norman was alarmed is a understatement. His sweet little lover has been playing some...interesting??? music lately. Of course he'd never say anything, as long as you are happy he's happy. But mother has some complaints (doesn't she always?) so it might cause some contention between the two of you. But eventually she'll come around. The song is too on point for her not to

Oh, Thomas. Our sweet backwoods bby. If it ain't gotta a banjo in it, is it really music? But when he hears you blasting this song, tears in your eyes, he's sold. This is it. This is your song now. Your first dance at your 'wedding'. Be prepared to have this song played everyday day. And don't pay no attention to Hoyt, he isn't crying. Just cutting onions.

I'm sorry, is this too on the nose? Just because Brahms is a brit, doesn't mean that he automatically loves Adele. I mean, he does love Adele's music. Especially this one. His over-dramatic ass, catch him in the kitchen at 3am, clutching a bottle of wine and sobbing. Honestly, you just played it once for the meme. And now here we are 🤷🏼‍♀️

Billy Lenz is that human version of that feral dog that won't stop humping your leg. So you? Playing this song? Innocently singing along? Oh, boy. You're in for a long night. Also, not Billy stealing your phone to look up the music video... AND SOMEHOW MEMORIZEING THE ENTIRE CHOREOGRAPHY. Like damn asshole can't remember to wash his crack, but remembers the dance from WAP.

Also another thing hush is so soft spoken too, I dead ass fell asleep when I first listened to his second audio—I had to re-listen to it, and he’s so sweet!!!

When’s the angst coming 🤔🤔🤔

THE BALANCE SPOILERS(?)

Right so we all know that Blake is a seer now.

in the “Hunted Down By An Obsessive Water Elemental” audio, Vindemiator(Gavin) says “I don’t respond to washed up Dreamwalkers.” Blake then try’s to say “I’m not-“ but gets cut off and Vindemiator then proceeds to call him “Sandman”

So does this mean Erik already planned to reveal Blake as a seer?! Or am I looking too far into this—But come on—!! Like in the “Seers Obscura” series it’s an hour glass for the icon—and hour glasses hold sand…and the Blakes icon is a dagger, and Elliot’s icon is a maze. So where did sand come from…?? Unless I missed something—but still—! That would be pretty fucking cool if that is the case, so it makes me wonder, how Blakes is in the Imp! Universe. Does he have a ‘Dreamer/Bestie’ or does he not? I’M SO FUCKING CURIOUS NOW—Like I only had this theory since I was re-listening to the first imperium series and I noticed that little detail—and now I’m just questioning if that really is the case or not.

Okay but like hear me out- Poison is a banger.

Who watches Hazbin Hotel say I

Ofc—

Sixxx I burnt the water.

@ramenwaitr3ss

if we do actually get guy angst, i’ll probably break down crying but i still want it anyway

EA SPOILERS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

PORTERRRR FUCKING SOLAIR HITTIN DIFFERENT—