Crowley: So, if you had ten books and I asked for five then how many would you have left?
Aziraphale: Zero.
Crowley: What? Angel, it’s basic maths, I don’t get how-
Aziraphale: I would give them all to you because I love you.
Crowley, holding back tears and trying to be cool: gross absolutely disgusting get out of my room
work song by hozier is peak romance I mean “no grave can hold my body down, I’ll crawl home to her”.,, “cause my baby’s sweet as can be, she gives me toothache just from kissing me”,, “I swear I thought I dreamed her”…. bithc!!!!
concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”
Trans and nonbinary people when they wear something that makes them look more like their true identity:
People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.
One for the lads
closeted does not mean ashamed