cata - she/her - 🇦🇷 - ⚢ - fijate siempre de que lado de la mecha te encontras
496 posts
thank u kind sir
thank you shrek
she's so beautiful skskksks
p r i d e
this user is a fan of Daddy Long Legs and Ryan Sea-boi
is it bad that i can hear this pic?
ᴘʀᴏʟᴏɴɢᴇᴅ ᴇʏᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ
WTF!!! WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?
why wasn’t i aware of this omg
this is too accurate, it hurts
OH MY GOD THIS IS EVERYTHING¿¿¿¿
the characters would fit so well, Dan as Tulio and Arin as Miguel. I need it plz
Me: “Live action remakes of animated properties need to stop!”
My brain: “Fair point, fair point... Counterpoint: A live action Road to El Dorado starring Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan.”
Me:
same dude, sorry to all those people :(((
I’m making this post to apologise to anyone I used to talk to but don’t anymore, I find it hard to reply, to start conversations and just talking online to anybody in general. Not sure why but I have a kind of online anxiety, it’s nothing personal and I can guarantee I think you are great.
Sorry again, I hope you are doing great and I wish you the best ❤️
“We are not here to provoke- we are here to be heard.”
true tho, i'd be sad if i didn't hate them now
Gen z culture is looking back at all your childhood icons and saying "transphobic bitch."
honey, you already are 💕 lmao
Fashion Rats
I'm-
tyler wearing a dress and wig!!!!!!
i may die in peace
The Grinch and Cindy Lou Who // jennaajoseph on ig
ya'll need jesus
possibly the most cursed thing ive ever seen
feel free to change pronouns etc as needed!
“ i see you, i see you, i see you!”
“ this is giving me like, ripoff __ vibes so hard.”
“ i can already tell i’m gonna hate this.”
“ well, you made progress. i’m not making progress.”
“ i wish i could get back down to you.”
“ i can’t get back over the banana.”
“ oh, that helps.”
“ yeah, but you can’t touch anything.”
“ oh, there’s a banana in the air.”
“ this is the worst. this is the worst thing ever.”
“ this is kinda fun, i like this.”
“ HOW do you like this?”
“ it’s better than monopoly.”
“ i’m not good at this, but i like this.”
“ you having some kinda trouble?”
“ wait, where are we supposed to go?”
“ oh my god, i’m gonna die.”
“ don’t even talk to me.”
“ i have a visceral reaction to __.”
“ i don’t miss this at all.”
“ it’s fun, just take a deep breath.”
“ just relax, it’s fuuuun!”
“ how the HELL is this FUN to you?!”
“ NEVER! i will NOT relax!”
“ calm down, it’s fine. it’s fine, everything’s fine.”
“ you’re only saying that because you KNOW it’ll make me madder.”
“ i didn’t see shit.”
“ you didn’t do ANYTHING.”
“ hey, how’s it going?”
“ i’m gonna just take a little breather.”
“ i just- don’t judge me, __.”
“ i don’t care what you’re accomplishing, i have what i need right here.”
“ you know, what? i take it back. i love __.”
“ are you fucking cheating?”
“ i’m starting to get a feel of it.”
“ what did i just get?”
“ the flies. why do the flies exist? that’s the worst part.”
“ i’m so glad you’re having fun up there.”
“ it’s so much better. it’s like infinitely better.”
“ no. no, please.”
“ how did you do that?!”
“ i can’t. i can’t with this. i literally. i can’t.”
“ it makes no sense!”
“ don’t you leave me here…!”
“ DON’T LEAVE ME HERE!”
“ i’m actually sad because i wanted you to succeed.”
“ i thought i was done. i fucked up.”
“ what the hell was that?!”
“ i just- i need a- i need a moment.”
“ you need a moment, huh? you need a moment?”
“ i’ve got nice sandwiches that are going nice and cold while i’m trying to- OHMYGOD!”
“ i’m so happy that it’s not me down there for once.”
“ why does it do that?”
“ i swear to fffh… i swear to FUCK. I SWEAR TO FUCK!”
“ where am i?!”
“ oh yes! …. NOOOOO!!!”
“ YEAH! I’M FINE! WHY?!”
“ idunno, you sound… different.”
“ why would i sound different? it’s the same old me.”
“ you know what, i feel your pain, you know?”
“ you don’t feel my pain.”
“ i don’t feel any pain, actually, i don’t feel anything.”
“ don’t laugh at me.”
“ if you don’t want me to laugh, you can’t say that with a mouth full of chick-fil-a.”
“ i found the hack. i’m a hacker. i’m the best.”
“ see, wasn’t that worth all the anguish?”
“ you finally did what everyone else did way a long time ago.”
“ be fucking careful with that.”
“ not like this!”
“ i might kill.”
“ calm down, everything’s fine, it’s working.”
“ you found your secret mantra?”
“ i saw the path.”
“ i just want to let you know.”
“ where are you and why don’t i care?”
“ this is uncharted territory for me.”
“ shut up, __, shut up. don’t use me for your mantra, you’re stealing my skill.”
“ my whole body hurts now, god damn it.”
“ i knew that was a dumb.”
“ i’m so proud of you.”
“ no, god, WHY would you do that?”
“ what are you talking about?”
“ what are people saying about me, huh?”
“ i swear, i don’t care what you think of me.”
“ you’re not gonna make it. you FOOL!”
“ i just realized i didn’t want your advice.”
“ i’m offended that you thought i needed your help.”
“ oh yeah? well look who’s in the same place as me. YOU. so how does that feel?”
“ i have seen the golden- the promised land.”
“ you have not. you have not, no one has.”
“ it’s definitely not impossible, okay?”
“ how are you keeping it together?”
“ if i be quiet, i feel the path. if i am loud, the path eludes me.”
“ oh man, what have i done?”
“ oh god, be careful!”
“ once i reach my apex skill, you’re going to see __ the likes of which you’ve never seen.”
“ i’m better than you!”
“ it’s all the same, you idiot!”
“ well, it’s good to see you dude!”
“ i fucking HATE EVERYTHING.”
“ i feel bad, but not THAT bad.”
“ here we go again!”
“ they never lose, they just take a break.”
“ yeah, i have principles.”
“ welcome to hell.”
“ i did it! oh, thank god.”
“ everything will be better from here on out.”
“ it’s not just a constant fight to not lose, it’s a constant fight for victory.”
“ hey, this place is terrifying.”
“ it’s so much worse here.”
“ the left is the wrong way to go.”
“ i hate. so strongly is my hate.”
🤠😔 yee-haw
does this mean that i will become a depressed cow-boy???????
Your first and eleventh most recent emoji predicts how well November will treat you
overall favorites: - the raven cycle (quartet) (mlm) - all for the game (trilogy) (mlm) - six of crows (duology) (mlm) - I’ll give you the sun (mlm) - the miseducation of cameron post (wlw)
some others: - ace of shades (first in a series) (mlm, nb) - the witch sea (wlw) - simon vs. the homo sapien agenda + leah on the offbeat (mlm, wlw) - everything leads to you (wlw) - the darkest part of the forest (mlm) - wonders of the invisible world (mlm) - the gentleman’s guide to vice and virtue (mlm, ace/aro) - radio silence (mlm, demi/ace, maybe more?) - at the edge of the universe (mlm) - love in the time of global warming (duology) (wlw, trans) - the song of achilles (mlm) - carry on (mlm) - All Out: The No-Longer-Secret Stories of Queer Teens Throughout the Ages (short story collection) (everything)
*biased towards mlm mostly because the market is oversaturated with mlm novels, currently working on focusing specifically on other types but most of what I’ve read so far has been underwhelming
WELL IF YOU WERE ASKING, NO, I'M NOT OKAY
(i promise)
all historians be like:
the song of achilles by madeline miller
I HAVE TO SEND THIS TO SO MANY PEOPLE OH MY GOD-
hearing Ryan’s voice in the pretty odd livetracks
SLAM that reblog button if you agree
u know, hurting me like this was not necessary
dude i've just watched IT 2 and this, actually,
@ me every time i go anywhere
non-binary people are great, heck yeah!
UwU
oop
Here’s 👏 the motherfucking 👏 tea
TURN THIS INTO A SONG
depression is a scam
twenty one pilots - 2019
tyler: depression is a scam
josh:
tyler: it was invented by walmart to sell more rotisserie chicken.
josh: what
when you reach this point, you know you have to leave tumblr for a little while
nervous