I Disrespect The Grind

Nah I don't think y'all get it

"it wasn't time that did it"

HE'S SAYING THAT THE ABSOLUTE WORST PAIN IN THE WORLD. IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE. IN ANY PARENT'S LIFE. THE TYPE OF PAIN AND LOSS THAT MAKES YOU NOT EVEN SEE THE POINT OF BREATHING ANYMORE. THAT MAKES YOU HATE THE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT. THAT LEAVES YOU CLOSED OFF AND UNABLE TO EVEN SMILE. WAS HEALED BY HER. THAT IT WASN'T TIME OR ANY OTHER BULLSHIT PEOPLE COME UP WITH. IT WAS HER. IT WAS HER STUPID PUNS AND SILLY FACES AND HER BRIGHT LAUGHTER THAT GAVE HIM A REASON TO WANT TO BREATHE AGAIN. THAT SHE IS HIS ONLY REASON TO FIGHT AGAIN. I feel ill. I feel insane. Somebody sedate me.

look at my doctors dawg im gonna die

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

tbh my favourite quality about Odysseus towards the end of the Odyssey is that he'll swear to be honest and immediately spit out two pages of nothing but lies about who he is and where he comes from and whose son he is and how he's suffered terribly to get where he is now

compare that to him giving polyphemus his full name, his postal address, his social security number, and his birth certificate in earlier chapters

that's what we call ✨personal growth✨

ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of his automail arm, didn't know he committed alchemy's greatest taboo

I'm c r y i n g b r o

I'm going to send this to my ibf

For you and your internet friends! 💙

Feel free to send these to them but please do not repost

wow i'm so stupid 🤠

2008: wow I was so stupid last year

2009: wow I was so stupid last year

2010: wow I was so stupid last year

2011: wow I was so stupid last year

2012: wow I was so stupid last year

2013: wow I was so stupid last year

2014: wow I was so stupid last year

2015: wow I was so stupid last year

2016: wow I was so stupid last year

2017: wow I was so stupid last year

2018: wow I was so stupid last year

to be continued

IT'S TIME FOR SEASON 4 BITCH

I'm very excited

You’ll read a classic and it’ll be 3 pages of pure dialogue but it’s just one dude going on and on in paragraphs about one minuscule detail

hey, uh, about your boyfriend. you know how there are rules? yeah he's coming for you. darkness brings evil things, a reckoning begins, that kind of thing. yeah, he tried to warn you when you were a child. he told you not to get lost in the wild. sent you omens and all kinds of signs and stuff. taught you melodies, poems, rhymes. yeah, you can run, but you can't escape. you'll open the yawning grave. sorry.