Everyone Always Talks About Pronouns Like They're This Big Thing. But Never Once Have I Seen Anyone Acknowlwdge

i read this to the tune of Bergentrückung from undertale and anyone who knows why is equally cursed with knowledge

Fingers in my mouth. Fingers in my mouth now please. Have you considered shoving your fingers in my mouth? Hey you know what would be cool-

im gay im baby and im in fucking jail

This is what reading the news in america feels like these days

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

Tumblr is if the game of mao was a website

Genie wish twisting trope, except the genie is reluctant to twist wishes unnecessarily, but the guy who summoned him is an olympic level dumbass who ends up twisting his own wishes accidentally, leading the genie to have to get creative to not accidentally violate the "no wishing for death" rule

Reblogging solely because i dont want to forget this exists

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you're welcome

Thanks! Huge shoutout to you too!

huge shoutout to trees and also rain

Reblog if you believe in the darkness of hell

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

My friend group always calls this card Ejaculantern, and i think that's funny enough to belong on my blog

Today's Card Is: Jack-o'-Lantern