The Definition Of Living Life Dangerously Is Eating Mini Pretzels While Having The Hiccups

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Ambiguity my beloved

Reblog if you

1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women

2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now

Or

3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now

But don’t say which one it is

Genie wish twisting trope, except the genie is reluctant to twist wishes unnecessarily, but the guy who summoned him is an olympic level dumbass who ends up twisting his own wishes accidentally, leading the genie to have to get creative to not accidentally violate the "no wishing for death" rule

Weezer

songs to crash your car to

I summon you to fulfill your oath

hi tumblr im back (thank u to oomf for putting me on this)

Reblogging solely because i dont want to forget this exists

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you're welcome

The funny (terrifying) thing is this is 10000% going to happen

Buying a Switch 2 and the camera accessory to strip and touch myself for my friends while they play Mario Kart

"You say you're an edgelord, and nobody bats an eye. I call myself the lord of edging, and society,, society goes wild."

I hate the movie industry for a variety of reasons, but the biggest one is how all the movies feel.......cheesy? Im not sure how else to explain it, but every protagonist nowadays is always some average person, with nothing interesting about them below the surface level. And, every character has to be inconsistent comic relief. Like, we've seen so much success from movies that take themselves seroiusly that you'd think people would catch on.

thinking about this again