My Lab Supervisor Telling Me I’m Too Serious For A Monday Lab. Little Does He Know I’m Wishing I

"wow ur so good at math" ah ha but you see. you dont ever get good at math. you stay bad, but now youre bad at harder math

When the slow burn crush turns out not to be a slow burn and now they are going on dates with a guy and I’m just a dumb lesbian yearning

I'm not "wrong about that" or "bad at math" I'm just so good that I manage to prove even false things

There is a lot of innate power in being the Math Gay because all I have to do is say “of course it works that way, it’s math” and none of the other gays know enough about math to prove me wrong

The difference between a trans girl and a butch/masc trans girl is the dysphoria hoodie is a Carhartt

Being trans and into math is hard cause every time I do a matrix transformation I have to say "They just like me frfr"

Me irl

I love finding possum memes on the internet

Refusing to drink not because of any higher reason, but rather I become a blabbering gay mess which is not stoic butch lesbian coded of me.

Why did my friends hand me the bottle they couldn’t pop open? They know I didn’t have my bottle opener…

I opened it on a bike repair station but still! Bold to assume I could open just cause I’m butch.

The gay twink to butch lesbian hit me like a freight train. How the fuck was I more feminine as a man and more masculine as a woman?