My Work Program Crashed At 10:30 And Never Came Back Up, So No Records Were Managed Today. I Accomplished

Someone desperately needs to take photo mode away from me.

Anyway, take a break from your mental illness to enjoy mine. I’ll warn you, these are poorly done and NSFW.

Jaheira x Nine-Fingers (technically my Tav, but we’re all on tumblr to use our imaginations, right??)

Why would I write when I could imagine my characters going through the story and then get upset when a copy of the work doesn’t magically appear in front of me

The Favourite

A Grand Duke is murdered, and Baldur's Gate begins to unravel. Kingpin Rilsa Rael sees a chance to watch the corrupt city burn; Guildmaster Keene just wants an orderly system to exploit-- and finds an unexpected ally in seeking balance.

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I checked and I first mentioned this idea FIVE MONTHS AGO and I decided I just need to start posting and see what happens. Please enjoy some crime wives and the origin story of whatever the fuck Nine-Fingers and Jaheira have going on.

All you do is whine

untrue i also suffer, rot, wail, wallow, haunt, mourn and rage

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

Me: getting groceries out of the car

My wife: “Oh my god!”

Me: “What!? What’s wrong!?”

My wife, combing the back of my head: “I didn’t realize how gray your hair has gotten back here!”

Me: 👵🏻⁉️

I’m such a sucker for sword lesbians.

The things I would let Nine-Fingers Keene do to me...