*giggles Drunkly And Falls Asleep*

Hiya fellow Chums

Dis is da Rae. De follower of da HOMESTUCK

XD

The sound of death

Me: hello darkness... my old friend... I've come to talked to you again... *starts crying*

Darkness: yo what up dumbass? Lonely as normal? Go die. Biyatch.

Me: ....

Darkness: ....

Me: are you on crack?...

Dark: lol nope just do us alllllll a favor and um die. Bye!

*hands the phone to you says fuck it in russian and chugs the whole bottle of vodka and yawns*

Closed rp with raemoanenightinggal

Ida was awaken by her phone ringing. “Hello?” She asked sleepily, the voice of Bill the bartender from a bar that her friend and fellow state goes to. “Fine I’ll come and get her, just make sure she does not kill anyone” she said as she walked out her front door.

I’m not crazy…. I swear…

Anonymous (via brokensuicidedemon)

Your house. I'm fucked if I go home. Cuz Monts going to see the missing bullet. And don't answer that *looks out the window* is my vodka in here still?

Closed rp with raemoanenightinggal

Ida was awaken by her phone ringing. “Hello?” She asked sleepily, the voice of Bill the bartender from a bar that her friend and fellow state goes to. “Fine I’ll come and get her, just make sure she does not kill anyone” she said as she walked out her front door.

*Alyaska is found standing ontop of the bar holding her AK 47 sniper rifle, drunkly aimin the gun at a guy who looks like he's seen hell* TRY CALLIN ME A SLUT AND SEE IF YOU'LL LIVE!

Closed rp with raemoanenightinggal

Ida was awaken by her phone ringing. “Hello?” She asked sleepily, the voice of Bill the bartender from a bar that her friend and fellow state goes to. “Fine I’ll come and get her, just make sure she does not kill anyone” she said as she walked out her front door.

That Dodge Charger is still parked on the back road right? *opens the bottle and drinks a li bit* I think I'll use that this time instead of a horse

Closed rp with raemoanenightinggal

Ida was awaken by her phone ringing. “Hello?” She asked sleepily, the voice of Bill the bartender from a bar that her friend and fellow state goes to. “Fine I’ll come and get her, just make sure she does not kill anyone” she said as she walked out her front door.

Wait you're grounded now? Shit who's going to get me my vodka? >~<

@ask-thegemstate @ask-aphohio @downstate-nys-blog are all grounded, go to your rooms.

Me on Valentine's day

Me: *sees a cute couple walking* oh look a cute happy couple

Heart: *very depressed and shallow* My love...

Me: *sees Valentine's stuff* hey look something I'll never get.

Stomach: *growling* chocolateeeee...

Me: *sees my family* haha fuck you all I'm talking to my

Brain: *snarky* must cry and read fanfics and depressing songs of love.

Heart and Stomach: is there chocolate involved?

Brain: do you care?

*ends up crying in the end*