Theo: What Are You Doing?

A scene from Teen Wolf 🙃

Derek: *sneezes*

Stiles, hiding in the vents: Bless you

Derek, looking around: …God?

Stiles: sorry, but my wolf ate my homework

Y/N, quietly: tasted terrible

Y/N: definitely wasn’t worth those five dollars

Julian: This plan will require using Kit’s greatest strength.

Kit: What, my hair? My eyes?

Julian: Your obnoxious personality.

Stiles: Did you know? That atoms never touch each other, and since we’re made of atoms we’ve never touched anything in our entire lives. So to answer your question officer, no I did not punch Jackson.

Jackson, holding his bloody nose: Bitch I-

teacher: scott, can you tell us why there are rings on saturn?

scott: because god liked it, and he put a ring on it?

teacher: saturn was not a single lady!!!

stiles: not anymore, *stiles and scott high five*

Puppy Pack game night

Liam: I HATE YOU

Alec: OH? WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY

Mason: Hayden, give Theo your two hundred dollars. You landed on his property.

Hayden: no! He's in jail! I'm not gonna give money to a criminal.

Lori: That's nOt HoW yOu pLAY!

Corey: Mason? Why is Lori screaming?

Mason: stfu Corey. You ain't gonna talk after stealing my last railroad!

Brett: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Theo: ME TOO. YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!

Nolan: *screaming*

Malia: Do you ever hear those voices in your head anymore?

Theo: Sometimes.

Malia: What do they say?

Theo: Sometimes they make plans to murder everyone within a ten foot radius. Other times they remind me to pick up chips for Liam because Liam likes chips.

Melissa, to Lori: What is the on thing I told you not to do?

Lori: Read fanfiction late at night.

Melissa: And what did you do?

Lori: Read fanfiction late at night.