“I Am Not ‘full Of Hate’ As If I Were Some Passive Container. I Am A Generator Of Hate, And My

Stiles: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don’t give a fuck about anybody.

Theo: If you decide you have a problem after midnight, that’s your own personal business.

Stiles: You also don’t give a fuck about anybody.

Theo: True. Except Liam, but he sleeps next to me, so he doesn’t need to call.

Scott:

Scott: How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

Nogitsune: *pointing at Stiles* Shoot him! He’s the fake one!

Isaac: *pointing a gun at him* the REAL Stiles would never pass up an opportunity to die!

(in a church)

Peter: Why are you looking at me like that?

Stiles: I just don’t wanna miss it when you burst into flames.

Stiles: when I was born the gods said ‘too pure, much perfection’

Derek: wrong

Derek: when you were born the devil said ‘ooOooOOh cOmpETitIOn’

Kit: I am the smartest, most skilled member of this group

Ty: Is your hand stuck in that candy machine?

Kit: I paid for my skittles... I'm getting my skittles.

Mason: what do you crave more than anything else?

Corey: stability

Theo: peace of mind

Liam: chocolate chip pancakes

scott: so let me get this straight

stiles: more like let me run this bi you

lydia: lets see how this pans out

theo: lets ace-ess the situation

liam: ….i’m gay

Supernatural really missed out on having an ongoing mini plot where Dean finds out Claire has been going by the Winchester name, because she realized it has pull with hunters and monsters. And at first he's flattered and gives her a call saying it'll probably get you in trouble so stop. But over time it keeps croping up that monsters and hunters keep mentioning, oh I didn't realize you had a kid? And of course it inevitably blows up in Claire's face which leads Dean calling her saying that she needs to get her ass to the bunker now. She's grounded. And right next to Dean is Cas and his phone starts ringing. Cas sighs and hands it to Dean because it's Claire. It's the best day of Dean's life. He answers and is like, hey kid. There's no praying your way out of this one. Cas also says you're grounded. Wanna go three for three? I can call Jody right now.

baby jack’s first word is not dada or papa it’s “dean” but specifically in the exact annoyed-yet-fond tone that cas always takes with dean. dean is just hanging out in the nursery, dusting or something, and he hears from the crib THEE most exasperated “dee!” in the world and it came from his one year old son

me: *laughs at the mention of sex while reading an assigned book in class*

also me: *can read a 30k smut fanfic with a straight face*