Why tf not ig
Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
I love how there's really only 3 options and all of of us are in agreement
"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
I can now imagine the new horde of "i can fix him" through the next books.
and so it begins
Tim: Duke, you're an optimist. Try to see the bright side.
Duke: The bright side is on fire, Tim.
Tim: And it's warm! See, that wasn't so hard. Now you try.
Duke: .....
Duke: I suppose it's kind of pretty.
Tim: That’s the spirit!
Bruce [voice far away]: Are you two insane! The building is on fire! Get out!
this is a little reminder to open your windows and get some fresh air. maybe even stick your head out and inhale deeply. after you’ve done that, go get a glass of water and some snacks. everything is gonna be okay.
Honest to god boop are the best thingstaff has ever added.
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alright, my turn
10,000 notes and i tell all my irl friends im a girl
Guess who this merminds me of!!
(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)
Hiya! I'm AG. My pronouns are he/him and I'm probably gay.
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