Ravudbatuibalist

May aro/(ace?) aspirations are literally this

Asexual Jason Todd is actually the secret weapon of Batman.

Let me explain.

Every major female foes of the Bat used their sex appeal at one moment to distract the police, Arkham guards...

But, imagine Ivy increasing again and again and again the power of her pollen and Red Hood does not react. Maybe sneezing.

Circea trying to play whith his mind and

"Wtf are you doing ? Stop moving your hands like that."

Every teen heros getting caught lurking on Kori or Power Girl and he doesn't understand why those idiots can't start the meeting. Wtf does "My eyes are here" even mean.

Evil foreigner billionaire sending a spy to seduce the oldest boy in the family still in Gotham to steal informations on WayneTech and after a party of dancing and talking, with innuendos bigger than his arms, the dude takes back the girl in his plaza room to be sure she's safe and fall asleep on the floor.

Meanwhile the spy doesn't know if she lost her talents of if Jason has a really strong mind.

If Jason was Batman from the start, first encounter with catwoman, take 1 :

"What arrre you going to do, arrrest me ?

- Yes.

- Wait, what ?"

Jason going to college and always being invited to girls night when they're going to bars or nightclubs because they have a 6'6 werewolf with them to dissuaded the other guys and they feel secure because they can't recall one time he tried something that made them uncomfortable, or just something in fact.

Never hit on a girl, loves litterature, takes great care of his body...Jason Todd is the only gothamite unaware he's a gay icone.

YOOO

SPAM BOOP ME!! IM BEGGING YOU!!

I WANNA MAX OUT THE RECEIVED

This is my oc mango the snail!

🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊

Another Tim Drake fanart cause I love him so much. I'll go crazy if I don't draw my boy once in a while.

Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?

Well, have I got the html for you!

Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!

Second kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/tHMjbb6/second-kudos.png" alt="second kudos">

Third kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/52bggQH/third-kudos.png" alt="third kudos">

nth kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6y7qGtC/nth-kudos.png" alt="nth kudos">

yet another kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/wKtcj0s/yet-another-kudos.png" alt="yet another kudos">

It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):

Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)

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Ouch...

-Dop---o-

Thinking abt the "Soos and the Real Girl" conterpart makes me warm and fuzzy because Soos is literally the perfect man. It would be such a neat message cus the probably very buff and swoll dating sim bf wil be NOTHING like Soos, and Melodie will learn the love of a REAL man.

Who is Soos in this world? Did he get switched?

Honestly I was thinking real hard about it in the case of “what is the more fun option” and I know that it’s p common for folks to go and swap him with Abuelita,,, but I thought it could be more fun to go with Melody! I plan to draw that later when I get around to drawing some fun pixel art practice with swapping Giffany and Rumble

I got too much stuff to draw.. ✍️ for an au that isn’t even my idea to begin with!!!1!

pov you’re on tumblr for halloween: