"English isn't my-"
Hush now my friend, and let me read the absolute beauty of a fic that you have bestowed this world and humiliated the first English speakers with
Like at this point I dont have the energy to change the direction my life is taking right now. Like God's taken the steering wheel and I'm just cruising along in the passenger seat, that's what's happening rn. Or maybe the devil's the one holding the steering wheel, idk someone's in the driver's seat. Or maybe it's a self driving car, the way my life's going it seems like a self driving car. Or maybe it's all just minutes away from crashing and burning and no one's driving the car at all and we're just headed towards an accident.
to be quite honest with you, daredevil born again could be 5 seasons of civilian lawyer matt murdock dealing with legal issues in the marvel universe and i'd watch every single episode with no complaint. his lawyering scenes were entertaining enough BEFORE we branched out into the wider mcu; now we have a higher capacity for matt saying ridiculous comic-book bullshit completely straight-faced in a courtroom, and i would legitimately adore just a whole played-straight legal drama show of matt defending random vigilantes. matthew murdock ace attorney or some shit
★ "which means the part of the WS is still in me"
in a world where sam and bucky live together bucky accidentally finds sam’s red yarn and push pin board in his closet with bucky’s face in the middle and then yarn going to every place sam THOUGHT bucky was at when he was searching for him in 2014-2016 and sam’s basically forgotten about it until one day he wakes up and goes into the kitchen and it’s hung up on the goddamn wall and each place is labeled with tiny sticky notes that have either a check or an x that bucky put there bc he scored how often sam was correct
No matter if you hate Tyler, you love tyler, you ship him and Wednesday, you don’t ship them, you prefer Enid, you prefer xavier, you think he’s misunderstood, that he’s a good or bad villain literally anything-
can we all agree Wednesday never gave him any signals whatsoever like DUDE she makes eye contact and asked for some help a couple times and yes I know she ended up kissing you but still? doesn’t? mean? she? gave? out? any? signals?????
also I think that if Xavier had said “you keep giving me all these signals Wednesday!” everyone would be flipping a whole lot more!
please don’t come after me tis just my humble opinion
I rmbr reading this for the first time and falling in love with the #darkgoldentrio trope
Rating: Mature
Archive warning: Creator Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category: Gen
Characters/Pairings: No Pairings
Summary: For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
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no trio has ever trio'd as hard as THEY trio
let's just! not comment on sebastian stan's body in thunderbolts. i mean, we could actually not talk about ANYONE'S body but. watching people call him chubby, even in a supposedly positive way, when he literally has abs you can see through his shirt, is just. wow quite odd. dude already has body dysmorphia from playing bucky how about we talk about his character and his performance, not his weight :)
Switching between these every day