The Plant

... you do realize that he's convicted of several counts of murder, right?

sorry i crashed into your feed, won't happen again

I'm in the castle

Scratch it...

XP/98 remix

little thing i drew,

final jokers i swear

Meteor (Uncommon): When hand is played, destroys one card from the chosen hand, and permanently adds its chip count to poker hands chips.

Joke Book (Rare): retriggers all triggering Jokers, flips over all Jokers.

Loose Hook (Uncommon): when sold, 1/2 chance to copy last sold card.

Entity (Rare): Random effect every round. (effects listed after this entry:)

- Debuffs all played cards, x3 Mult (1/4 Chance)

- Pass blind immediately after selection (1/8 Chance)

- +40 Mult, -1 Mult for every card discarded (3/8 Chance)

- Increases first played poker hand by 2 levels, -10 Mult when triggered (1/2 Chance)

- No effect (1/4 Chance)

Timed Bomb (Uncommon): x1 Mult, increases by x1 for every round played. self destructs itself and Jokers to left and right in 5 rounds (rounds shown count downwards till destruction)

Package Of Meat (Uncommon): +40 Mult, divides itself in two after hand is played, along with mult given. (Destructs after 6 divisions) (if no space is given to divide, only mult is halved)

Crayon (Uncommon): Randomly shuffles first drawn hands suit.

Blind Spot (Common): x1 Mult, gain x0.25 Mult per debuffed or flipped over card played.

Simpleton (Uncommon): x3 Mult, loses x0.05 Mult per every card/effect gained.

Down On Your Luck (Uncommon): x1 Mult, Gains x0.1 Mult per untriggered lucky card in played hand.

4th Wall (Rare): x1 Mult, gain x1 Mult per won run.

Vandalization (Uncommon): Debuffed cards are no longer debuffed.

god i love balatro, had to make some jokes

below are some descriptions (upper left to bottom right)

Rorschach Joker (Uncommon): Gives +2 mult when Pair, Two Pair, and Four Pair are played

Coffee Stain (Common): all cards played in first hand are added to final hand

Self Joker (Rare): All hands are added together, self-destructs after 6 hands

Hand-Drawn Joker (Common): 1's, 2's, and 3's are counted again

Stamp (Uncommon): Cards with stamps are added to mult

Infiniti (Legendary): Mult provided is doubled after every action (starts at 1)

Rip-Off Joker (Common): All prices in shop are halved

Drawer (Uncommon): Adds the discarded cards back into the draw pile

Question Mark (Uncommon): Copies a random Jokers effects

i am fixated on this peanuts scene in particular. its so unsettling and dreamlike. lynchian in nature, down to the fucking sound design

its ok unvale, we forgive you

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