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why is it that, when you order pizza, it's ok-ish, BUT when you reheat it in the microwave 2 days later it tastes like the best thing ever

^^^ this post was made by a man eating leftover pizza

some more!

Falling Piano (Uncommon): +5 Mult, moves to the left after every hand. (When completely at the left, joker will be destroyed.)

3d Joker (Uncommon) [Applies to all of the cards circled in red]

-(When in the middle slot): +5 Mult, +15 Chips.

-(When placed on right side): +30 Chips.

-(when placed on left side): +10 Mult.

Poisoned Jug (Common): +5 Mult per card scored, each card scored loses 1 Chip permanently.

Receipt (Common): Adds a quarter of the Chips of the first hand played in blind to Mult.

Hole (Common): +20 Mult, 1/4 chance to discard all cards from hand.

Blank Joker (Common): Blank Voucher now adds 10 Mult and 25 chips to every hand.

5-Card Joker: (Rare): +120 Mult, takes up 5 joker spaces.

god i love balatro, had to make some jokes

below are some descriptions (upper left to bottom right)

Rorschach Joker (Uncommon): Gives +2 mult when Pair, Two Pair, and Four Pair are played

Coffee Stain (Common): all cards played in first hand are added to final hand

Self Joker (Rare): All hands are added together, self-destructs after 6 hands

Hand-Drawn Joker (Common): 1's, 2's, and 3's are counted again

Stamp (Uncommon): Cards with stamps are added to mult

Infiniti (Legendary): Mult provided is doubled after every action (starts at 1)

Rip-Off Joker (Common): All prices in shop are halved

Drawer (Uncommon): Adds the discarded cards back into the draw pile

Question Mark (Uncommon): Copies a random Jokers effects

I DON"T BELIEVE Y- wait *scrolls through ur account* ok you right

*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it

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A story about a boy who was crazy for westerns since birth.

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received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

sorry i crashed into your feed, won't happen again