OH SHI-

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

He (game rev) would steal the candy from the other person

game reviewers are weird

Shoutout to my boy Michael

fixed ur dogshit ad <3

@ all

funny guys

... you do realize that he's convicted of several counts of murder, right?

I'm in the castle

we really force-fed this horse loss huh

Dayton Daily News, Ohio, April 5, 1950

some more!

Falling Piano (Uncommon): +5 Mult, moves to the left after every hand. (When completely at the left, joker will be destroyed.)

3d Joker (Uncommon) [Applies to all of the cards circled in red]

-(When in the middle slot): +5 Mult, +15 Chips.

-(When placed on right side): +30 Chips.

-(when placed on left side): +10 Mult.

Poisoned Jug (Common): +5 Mult per card scored, each card scored loses 1 Chip permanently.

Receipt (Common): Adds a quarter of the Chips of the first hand played in blind to Mult.

Hole (Common): +20 Mult, 1/4 chance to discard all cards from hand.

Blank Joker (Common): Blank Voucher now adds 10 Mult and 25 chips to every hand.

5-Card Joker: (Rare): +120 Mult, takes up 5 joker spaces.

god i love balatro, had to make some jokes

below are some descriptions (upper left to bottom right)

Rorschach Joker (Uncommon): Gives +2 mult when Pair, Two Pair, and Four Pair are played

Coffee Stain (Common): all cards played in first hand are added to final hand

Self Joker (Rare): All hands are added together, self-destructs after 6 hands

Hand-Drawn Joker (Common): 1's, 2's, and 3's are counted again

Stamp (Uncommon): Cards with stamps are added to mult

Infiniti (Legendary): Mult provided is doubled after every action (starts at 1)

Rip-Off Joker (Common): All prices in shop are halved

Drawer (Uncommon): Adds the discarded cards back into the draw pile

Question Mark (Uncommon): Copies a random Jokers effects