Shoutout To Everyone Who Wants To Infodump But Cant String Together Coherent Thoughts To Form Sentences

We gotta do something about men

i make so much white rice it’s crazy, i love rice tho so it’s fine

talking to my sister and i’m talking about how cream soda is so good, because it is, so i ask my sister if she also likes cream soda and she’s like meh and i go “what do you mean meh? it’s so good” and she goes “it just doesn’t wrinkle my tinkle” so i follow up “wrinkle my tinkle??” and then we both laughed quietly for like 3 minutes

making out with a girl: 🥰🥴🤪💖💞

getting fingered by a girl: 🥰🥴💝🥵😳😍☺️💗💝💘

making out with a girl while her fingers are inside you and you’re moaning into her mouth and her other hand is woven into your hair and you can hear how wet you are as she fucks you harder and faster: 💖🥺🤣🥰😭💝💗🥴💘☺️😍😳🥵💞🤪🌈💥✨💕🤩💓

leaving town today, going to family birthday, and while i love my family, sometimes i’m tired of going out of town

they should invent a Me that knows how to draw

so i got a guitar hero controller to play clone hero, and i’ve been playing for a whole day, and my fingers are inflamed and in pain from constant playing clone hero, plus side is once the inflammation goes away i’ll be back at the grind playing again

my fingers are in so much pain tho, gonna have to rest for a few days

We'd make such cute porn together

Making a sub feel like a plushie, to be played with and cuddled.

Just smiling vacantly, staring into nothing with such glassy, empty eyes.

So soft... so fluffy...

Warm and comfy...

Purpose built to be cuddled, to be cherished.

Just as a good plushie should be. 💕

on everyone's soul this is what happened