there’s a guy in my neighborhood with a cyber truck and i see him standing around it sometimes in the morning and when i do i always make it a point to walk right by him and then start checking out the completely normal car next to it. and the second or third time he shot me a look that said “i know what you’re doing motherfucker”. absolute best moment of that week.
i seriously need to stop forgetting i exist, i feel like i’m neglecting so many aspects of my life
i have absolutely no god damn idea what i’m doing with my life
sorry for suddenly stopping talking to you yeah lol i had a curse laid upon my mind and it convinced me that you hated me. no sorry i activated it due to my own folly. yeah i miss you a lot but you do hate me now
im pretty tired and don't want to draw anything.... soo here's an homebrew meme
I'm sorry I liked all your posts ur funny and I wanna fuck you
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
this is probably the greatest and funniest thing i’ll ever see, ever
Light answers a tough question
i’m sorry i keep disappearing, granted not like i’m really made any connections here but i’m sorry regardless
idk i barely existtatted and piercedi play a lot of video games such a bottom it’s cringedms are open23minors DNI
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