I JS FINISHED SEASON 15 OF CRIMINAL MINDS AND OH MY GOD IM SOBBING I CANT DEAL W THIS RN IM NOT READY TO WATCH EVOLUTION I NEED TO RECOVER
im gonna finish good omens season 2 to recover i need my gay angel and demon (im on episode 5)
emily: ok i wasn't THAT drunk
derek: emily, you tried to fist fight a fly.
nothing sexier than emily prentiss in a red shirt
one minute i could be wanting to read the most sluttiest, jaw dropping, ghosts scaring, toe curling, cat flying smut.
the next i be wanting to read the most chest hurting, breathing problem causes, chest burning, tears rolling down my face into my hair, heart breaking angst.
I wanna have sex but not with real guys, I want fictional characters, specifically Spencer Reid.
Well, damn me.
imagine getting murdered and the fbi seeing all the fics you’ve read/wrote about aaron hotchner and spencer reid 💀
Criminal Minds is such a good comfort show for those who crave platonic love and a supportive family dynamic. I understand why people love to ship, but I just struggle to see any sort of romantic chemistry between ANY of the main characters. They are all siblings/parental figures to me
rossi: who the fuck added me to a groupchat
jj: language, rossi
garcia: yeah watch your fucking language!
morgan: okay who taught garcia the fuck word
emily: 'the fuck word'
reid: you guys see the f word all the time...
garcia: oh my god he censored it
emily: say fuck, reid
morgan: do it, reid. say fuck.
morgan and emily: *sneaks into hotel at 2 am*
jj: *turns in swivel chair* care to tell me where you two were?
emily: we were with reid!
reid: *turns in swivel chair* wanna try again?
morgan: we were with garcia?
garcia: *also turns in swivel chair* guess aga- *continues spinning* jj i- I CANT STOP THE CHAIR
*at the zoo* luke: so what are they in for?
reid: this isn't a prison
luke: so they can leave?
reid: well no but-
tara, pointing at an anteater: i bet that one killed someone
garcia: what makes you all smile?
jj: friends and family
rossi: alcohol
emily: seeing derek fall down the stairs
morgan: wha-
reid: face muscles.
garcia: can i take you to my next therapist appointment?
reid: what? why?
garcia: she thinks im making you up
unsub: listen here you son of a bitch-
spencer: hey! don't talk about my mother like that!
unsub: i was talking about your father
spencer: oh
spencer: carry on
Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours
he's so me
I know sitting or standing like this is totally normal, it's just a little funny when you consider the fact that he is an fbi agent and is supposed to look serious on the job.
i need him under me so bad
hotch: we need a plan
emily: i have a plan
reid: no yelling
jj: no cursing
morgan: no violence
emily: i no longer have a plan
spencer reid is what every lesbian aspires to be
me @ spencer reid⭒*ೃ༄
GIRL BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER
considering making a slightly smutty fic for this...
spencer reid is the type of boyfriend to finish a lego set right after he js finished rearranging your guts and taking your ability to walk
Remember kids, this isn't an exclusive or situation