Are You A Girl Or A Boy

Need I say more?

nothing sexier than emily prentiss in a red shirt

emily: we can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or we could bake them at 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

reid: no thats not how you make cookies

morgan: FLOOR IT !!

emily: how about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second ??

reid: EMILY YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE BULLPEN DOWN

emily: IM GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES !!!

morgan: DO IT.

reid: NO-

i need to stop venting to all of my friends about deadpool and wolverine. even my friend who has seen the movie and agrees that they’re queer has told me to shut up (not explicitly but she wants me to). i want to write it all out and put it on here but my thoughts are messier than wade and logan in the honda odyssey

MOTHER: now eat your vegetables honey so you can grow up big and strong

WOKE SON: i dont WANT to grow up big and strong. i want to be a Twink

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me