I’m Childfree Unless It’s Spencer Reid Then He Can Have As Many Babies As He Wishes He Deserves It

I cannot stress enough to Tumblr staff that they do not need to change the site. Do not try to be like Twitter. Do not try to be like Reddit. Do not alter how this site works.

Tumblr will be the most popular social media site if they continue letting all these other sites implode

oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

the nefarious dust particle:

good omens 2 is genuinely so funny. it's like a good omens/crossover fandom fic got turned into a whole 6 hours of television. crowley and aziraphale kissed and then immediately broke up. the main plot of the show revolves around trying to get two lesbians together jane austen style. half the runtime is dedicated to random historical flashbacks of crowley and aziraphale homosexually interacting. they got rid of every single one of the straight couples. it's canon compliant to the bible

i don’t think anyone has realized how bad of an experience this would be sonically so i put this together for y'all

I wanna fuck Spencer Reid (no shit) like literally tie his wrists to the bed, and make him whimper. And make all his thoughts leave his mind for a moment 'IQ dropped to 60' kind of shit. I want to give that man the ride of this freaking life. Until the whole fucking room smells like sex. Until we look like we run a marathon. Until it makes obscene wet sounds at our every move. Until we both loss our voices. Till his freaking mama remembers. I want that fucking wood rubbing inside of me like it's going to start a fucking fire. Then give him the best after care he even had you want a bath, you want a shower, you want to snack, you want just to cuddle and talk it's okay darling I got you.

garcia: what makes you all smile?

jj: friends and family

rossi: alcohol

emily: seeing derek fall down the stairs

morgan: wha-

reid: face muscles.

I know we say this joke casually but neil gaiman really is stronger than a us marine to leave his inbox open

Posted it like this on twt so I post ot like this here enjoy

They have a question

listening to my silly love songs playlist, while reading my silly little spencer fics