Mer!LWJ Tries To Woo Local Fisherman

One piece thread #1  Most badass

Not in a speacial order. Just for fun, don’t take it too serioulsy. 

-ROGER 

Let’s go ruin the world babay 

He uses Shanks for cleaning his clothes. 

Fucks the game just by smiling. 

Everyone talk of him even 20 years after his death. 

-NEWGATE 

Because 1 or 2 children is too mainstream 

Die standing because he even fuck Satan

One punch and you will cry your mama 

Even Shanks was not really okay when he met him.

-SHANKS 

Random walk in a war in short pants and sandales

Even Sengoku and Akainu shut their mouth when he speaks 

Eat the badass badass fruit. 

Mess with Kaido sometimes. And just after, stop a war. 

-MIHAWK

Could kill Shanks but nah he is too stupid for him

too great to be associated to a armless carrot

Nearly kill zoro with a butter knife.

Destroys ships when he gets bored.

-KAIDO 

Eats supernovas and admirals for breakfast

Likes to jump 10 000m because why not

Use Eustass Kidd has is mascot

-TEACH

Steal others devil fruit because one is too mainstream

Eats Whitebeard commander for breakfast

-AKAINU

Eats Ace for breakfast

Eats Newgate at lunch time

Likes to destroy Akainu leg when he is bored 

-BIGMOM

Thousand of children because 1 is still too mainstream

Eats even human

Marrying his children just so she can have more wedding cakes.

-GARP

Will fuck Akainu during his sleeps

Best grandfather ever

Every body find him stupid

Name his son Dragon.

-MARCO

Because being a simple bird is too mainstream

Will eat Teach with barbecue sauce

Looks like a pineapple but Shanks still wants to fuck him.

-FUJITORA

Can clean your room in 5 seconds

This world is shit, don’t wanna be a part of it

Fuck you Akainu

-LAW

Cuts mountains in two because he can.

Likes to steal others heart. 

He also steal my heart. 

Enough for today !

[lights become dim in the restaurant]

lan wangji: did it just become romantic in here?

wei wuxian: I CAN'T SEE MY MENU!

trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

yut-lung: hey ash what’s your phone number

ash, visibly texting eiji: sorry i don’t have a phone

Baby LWJ + bunny

Source : x

Mom: hey did you call the doctors office and make your appointment

Me:

I hate that I relate so much to this

“Come Jin Ling, let’s bring you back home...”