I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?
:-)
he means well believe it or not.
yeah golden retreiver boyfriends are great and I've met several personally, but personally I have a house cat boyfriend
extremely affectionate despite of seeming aloof and politely distant to unfamiliar people
my friends have seen him irl less than 5 times in the five years I've had him - if I invited people over he would hide under furniture until they're gone
haha you got up from your work desk, time for unskippable 35 minutes of kisses and cuddles
can and will throw up out of sheer anxiety because Things And Events Are Happening that do not even involve him in any way
can instinctively sense exactly when I am going to decide I'm done bedrotting and will climb on top of me to cuddle exactly 3 minutes before I was just about to get up
can be placed sideways on any soft surface at any time of the day and immediately takes a five hour nap
cannot eat or drink in unfamilair places. can and will go 16 hours without food or water if the situation is uncomfy.
unhelpful but valiant efforts to try to protect and rescue you from things and situations that he would personally hate being in, out of not understanding of Why Are You In There Voluntarily
will come show me incomprehensible memes the same way a cat will bring you a random bug. thank you. I do not understand it but I know you brought it to me because you love me.
Gillion being such a true good character that he was literally banished for holding his morals too high. Gillion being raised as a weapon and being in his element when he is in fight he doesn’t have to hold back in
He can’t stand lying and being untruthful early campaign but they go a little over a week without conflict and he is foaming at the mouth to attack and kill.
Y’all remember the time the crew were peacefully sailing and gillion was literally going mad from the lack of killing. And then the pirate ship with the goblins showed up. Remember how happy he sounded hearing them say “take no survivors” cause he could fucking wipe them out without any moral consequence.
good morning apotheosis nation
my brain is so cooked chat im not even gonna lie rn
i. got to see the high school musical production. ive never seen it. or the movies.
what. do you mean. his name is TROYWHAT DO YOU MEAN HES A DUMB JOCK. WHAT DO YOU MEAN. HE SNOWBOARDS.
AND THEY MADE A JOKE ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL IN THE FIRST EPISODE. AND WE KNOW CHARLIE LOVES THE MUSIC!!! HE WAS OBSESSED WITH KARAOKE-ING SONGS FROM IT.
im. im. im
My main takeaway from Blood in the Bayou so far is that Charlie Slimecicle has never heard a dog bark in his life
hi !! i decided to make a proper introduction post :] i have no idea how ppl do these usually so. here have my awful version of one
my name is oliver, you can call me that or ollie or parsley. idrc.
i use he/him pronouns !!
i'm trans and queer (demi / pan) (testosterone: 10/22/2020; top surgery: 1/31/2025)
i have ADHD w/ some other problems lmao o[--(
i've also got four lovely kitties !!! they are my goobies
i consider this account multifandom, though specifically what it centers more will fluctuate based on my current interests and hyperfixation(s)
if anyone wants specifics (& just more rambly info) look below the break!! & if anyone's curious about things not mentioned here feel free to reach out (but don't be weird lol)
ps if you have seen me in streamer's chats. no you didn't. forget you ever saw this and how normal i totally am :]
pps have my troy lougferd i still want him at the top of my page
just roll with it (i've seen literally everything except for the campaign before riptide) (like at least 70 times)
hermitcraft
pointcrow (& his circle)
slimecicle (& his circle) (duh)
invader zim !!!
probably a lot more i'm just not thinking of. but i'm also not very active in online fandoms and i want to be more !!!
mineycraft (usually java, sometimes bedrock)
stardew valley
SPLATOON !!! (2 & 3) (i need to play 1)
SUBNAUTICA !!!!!!!
legend of zelda games (faves include TP, OoT, MM, & WW)
mario games (I LOVE SUPER MARIO BROS 3) (i've played a good chunk of them & the spinoffs)
yoshi's island (this one's seperate bc it holds such a special place in my heart)
kirby games (i gotta play more tho)
pokemon (i also gotta play the classics lmfao)
sonic (i also also gotta play a lot here but i think i've played a decent chunk)
raft
tf2
undertale
deltarune
powerwash sim (yes i still play that lmfao)
viscera cleanup detail
hollow knight
spore
wallows
glass animals
jack stauber
lemon demon
tally hall
lots of video game OSTs (minecraft, stardew valley, undertale, deltarune, LoZ, kirby, mario, etc etc)
charlie slimecicle's fucking bangers (begging for more pls)
smashing pumpkins
weezer
some orchestral music (from my time in orchestra) (allegretto my beloved [i was a second violin. ikyk])
some MARINA / marina and the diamonds
some musicals (heathers, be more chill)
trying to get more into gorillaz? (my sbib likes them and they're in our shared playlist, i think they're pretty good!)
some nirvana
a few red vox songs (also accredited to my sbib)
miscellaneous songs from the peak of the animation meme era
some? pearl jam
specifically the song "prisencolinensinainciusol" by adriano celentano (if you haven't heard it listen RN!!)
foo fighters (kinda? it hasn't been the same since the shit about grohl came out. but it was very integral to my childhood so. ugh.)
some songs from like. my childhood
i like collecting SNES games!! despite it being before my time, i grew up on the SNES. i got my hands on a well-functioning SNES and some games i grew up playing (currently: yoshi's island, DK country 1 & 2, the mario all-stars collection, & mario paint [+ the mouse n stuff]) !! (it's so hard bc im poor and they're expensive. so for now i focus on the ones i played as a kid)
me and my sibling also like vintage/older consoles in general!!
im currently studying to get my bachelor's in psychology (w/ minors in gender studies and behavioral neuroscience if anyone's interested). after this i want to go to graduate school with the ultimate goal of becoming a counselor/therapist !!
if you could not tell, i also do art n stuff !!
i played violin for 7 years thru middle & high school, loved it but my advisor told me not to take it in college (still pissed) but now i own my own violin and have been working on picking it back up. that's why i have a whole section on here for music, just cuz i've always been somewhat musically inclined and it's a very important thing for me. i played second section violin all throughout, but did get a couple solos (albeit rare), and played in the chamber and upper division orchestras.
roller skating !!! it's been years since i went bc skates are espensive and i don't really have anyone to go with but i rlly miss it
hiking, fishing, swimming and whatnot but that's whatever
one final thing is i really want to get into participating in theatre. i wanted to since high school but never did. i have no idea how. so idk if i ever will lol (tho i did help with props for our school's spongebob musical. that was fun)
anyways im happy i did this, the organization probably sucks but !!! ummm cry about it!!!!!!
guys they just uploaded judgement, and i’m so sad, my nails don’t match
oliver / parsley (+ any nicknames of those) // 20 // he/him only pls // (infrequent) artist // multifandom // trans, demi + pancurrently fighting myself w/ my absolute brainworms for troy lougferd
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