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✨bullshit that has ACTUALLY happened somewhere in the Pokémon franchise✨

-a teenaged boy runs away from home because of his abusive mom only to join a crime gang funded by his abusive mom.

-the player character is given a smartphone by and with direct contact to God.

-a man cosplaying God (the same God you got a phone from) attacks you with a demon banished to another dimension.

-a suicide cult led by an evil snowflake kills like one hundred other protagonists.

-there is an entire elemental typing consisting of abused and evil Pokémon that is super effective against everything else.

-the player falls into an alternate world and one of their friends is immediately arrested for playing sports.

-in the thrilling sequel, a bunch of ghosts kidnap children in their amusement park in the Shadow Realm.

-now that I think about it there are like three different games where the player character starts by falling from the sky.

-the protagonist of the TV adaptation has died like seven times, been crucified in Paris, watched several apocalypses, and has watched SO many people die in front of him, and I don’t think he’s brought it up like, ever.

-in one game, you can go on a crusade to brutally conquer the entire continent.

-the player of one game is part of a time loop caused by a magic turtle that indirectly kills one of their friend’s mother. Or father. Depends on the version.

-the player’s adoptive father is possessed by the personification of hate and sends them directly to Hell, then tries to do it again when they get out.

-the mafia’s plan for getting their boss back after he left is to violently hijack a radio station and ask really nicely.

-a space agency’s plan for stopping a meteor form colliding with the earth is to open a wormhole to another dimension. this plan is stopped by a woman in a torn cape who destroys their equipment and robs them.

-the protagonist’s father had a godlike clone fuse his consciousness with a mouse, and fights a man who fused his own consciousness with an alien.

-the one a cult leader chose to be king of his new religion is an abused autistic boy with green hair and wearing a baseball cap.

-you literally rob people’s Pokémon in one game and you’re still the good guy. …is there a gender neutral version of “good guy?”

And now for a BONUS ROUND!

✨shit that has gone down in the Pokémon manga adaptation alone!✨

-terrorists blow up an ENTIRE port city!

-one protagonist spent two years trapped in a Dream Realm™.

-you think that’s bad? TWO protagonists are trapped in the depths of space for like six months!

-you think THAT’S bad?! FIVE protagonists are turned into stone for an indefinite time period!

-a little orphan girl is hypnotized and trapped in a suit of armor.

-they crucify the gym leaders???

-one boy is whipped in the face with a chain used to subjugate the Gods Of Time And Space and he’s literally fine.

-a father punches his son in the face and hurls him down a staircase. The American translation censors this as a lightning strike.

-this same son fell into the ocean because of an earthquake like five chapters after he was introduced.

-one of the current protagonists is basically Wednesday Addams.

-two protagonists were kidnapped by birds and raised by a supervillain.

-two villains try to destroy the environment of an entire country, cause an apocalypse, and are stopped by being trapped in a flying car which crashes.

-a mysterious supervillain saves them— SOMEHOW— and makes them fight to the death for a suit of armor. The one that survives causes the apocalypse AGAIN but dies.

-they both get brought back from Hell to save the world, and after that’s over, they turn to dust and go back to Hell.

-the supervillain who saved them the first time also summons like ten gods and dips out, never to be seen again.

In other words Pokémon is weird (affectionate).

Laharl

GUESS WHO'S BACK IN THE CHIBIVERSE!!!! IM CRYING!!!

Though I yearn for Randy.. BRING HIM BACK AND STOP GIVING DEWEY SPEAKING ROLEZ 😭

Both Penn and kick don't have speaking roles unfortunately

@lifeismarvelous u might wanna see this :3

so apparently the idea behind Zygarde's very random forms is that it was originally supposed to have TWO 100% forms, one to counter Xerneas and one to counter Yveltal (source)

The Xerneas counter would be a wolf (which became the 10% form), because wolves hunt deer

The Yveltal counter would be a humanoid anti-aircraft gun (which became the 100% form) because it flies

It's signature moves, Thousand Arrows and Thousand Waves, were meant to be assigned to each 100% form as a counter

Thousand Arrows works as a smack-down like move to deal with Yvetal as a nod to the anti-aircraft gun thing

Thousand Waves is a trapping move to deal with Xerneas as a nod to how wolves are used for hunting and trapping deer

Rottmnt headcanons screw it-

My apologies if this information is off somehow

Donnie used to read to all his brothers when they were younger but now he just reads to mikey(he specifically buys books for donnie to read to him)

The boys created a "watchlist" that dictates what isn't allowed in the lair to have/say because it affects one of them (peanut butter because raph's allergic, certain items because there texture upset donnie, there are certain phrases on it as well)

There money comes from selling stuff online or April(mostly Donnie selling smaller grade tech on the darkweb)

Raph, mikey, and Leo are the only one's who have seen/known of Donnie's sensory overloads and panic attacks, he trust April and Splinter but he doesn't want them to see him a vulnerable panicked mess

Whenever he has sensory overloads or panic attacks the 3 won't leave him alone until he's calmed down(which he appreciates) they'll go silent and keep the room quiet until he can stand it since sounds bother him the most(raph calls it "quiet time")

Mikey paints on everyone's shells/faces/arms, they never complain(don't even wash it off) so he still does it. The most response anyone gave on it was when Cassandra mentioned Leo's cool dragon "tattoo" and he just said "thanks".

Donnie doesn't paint his tech mikey does it for him.

Mikey actually could make some decent tech if he applied himself because of what he learned watching Donnie.

Leo soon learned everyone was joking when the say shut up because the one day he did they were extremely worried and were close to taking him to a human hospital.

Raph's seen Donnie and Leo at their lowest, they trusted their big brother to piece them back together when they fall apart

(Pretty much Canon) Donnie's love language is building things for his family, it's part of the reason he works so much, necessity is the mother of invention, to him, their needs and wants are the most important necessities

Edit: one more!

The disaster twins sleep the heaviest(when they actually do sleep), raph and mikey are light sleepers, if Leo or Donnie falls asleep somewhere that isn't a bed the boys will just throw a blanket on them and avoid that room til they wake up.

man this sucks (<- likes a niche character that hardly has any fan content)

Ehe ✨

@xelestarlight 's OC; Teri Blume on the left!

Say it with me folks!

“If it was scrapped and not used in any of the media, it is very much not canon to the story no matter if was leaked or not.”