Mr. Gaiman, I've Been Wondering; Why Would Aziraphale Want A Book Shop, Instead Of A Library, If He Wanted

“Many boys will bring you flowers. But someday you’ll meet a boy who will learn your favorite flower, your favorite song, your favorite sweet. And even if he is too poor to give you any of them, it won’t matter because he will have taken the time to know you as no one else does. Only that boy earns your heart.”

Six of crows, Leigh Bardugo

No, just read the book!!!

Having a sleepover with that one friend who wakes u up at 2 am just to ask u if u think there is a rune to cure cancer.....

JANE AUSTEN DID NOT SAY "I CAN FIX HIM BUT HE SHOULD FIX HIMSELF" SHE SAID "NO ONE IS FIXING ANYONE ELSE. A REAL LOVE IS NOT ONLY THE RESULT OF EACH PARTY EXPERIENCING GROWTH BUT THE BEGINNING OF AN INFINITE POSITIVE FEEDBACK LOOP OF SELF-BETTERMENT. LOVE IS LIKE PUTTING A CANDLE IN FRONT OF A MIRROR; THE LIGHT REFRACTS EVERYWHERE"

If u ever wanna hit on me pls be obvious I am stupid.

Y’all being pregnant while moving into a new house is BUCKWILD

My husband is an intelligent man, but he has gotten in his head that if I lift one box I will PERISH

friendly reminder

that Henry Branwell introduced Magnus Bane to glitter

Sirius getting super depressed when McGannagall refuses to call them that

everybody always makes the marauders out to be super cool and suave but dude

they had codenames

they named their own friendship group

as far as i can tell only aBSOLUTE DORKLORDS DO THAT

how much do you wanna bet the entirety of hogwarts refused to call them ‘the marauders’ and they got all grumpy abt it

Well yes .

Happy: “Kid–,”

Peter, looking absolutely betrayed: “Were you ever going to tell me?”

Happy: “I didn’t mean to lie to you, I swear. I thought you knew.”

Peter, dramatic as hell: “Five years.”

Happy: “Peter–,”

Peter: “I spent five years believing that your god-given name was Happy Hogan.”

Happy: “—I’ll buy you ice cream or something, anything, just please don’t cry—,”

Peter, already tearing up: “I don’t even know who you are anymore, Harold.”

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