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I’m sorry if this has been asked before but how did Crowley get approved to rent an appartement? The forms that need to be filled in have things like “current employer”, and I doubt “Hell” would be an accepted answer

I’m pretty sure that in Crowley’s world, filling out forms is something that happens to other people.

say it fucking louder

The Suriel - Flower Girl (fanfic)

@fireheart-cursebreaker - As requested and promised. A fan fiction of the Suriel as the Flower Girl at Feyre’s wedding. I had to decide if I wanted to make this funny or serious. And I had to choose if the Suriel would enjoy the experience or loathe Feyre for all eternity because of it. In the end, I tried to stay as true to the Suriel’s character as I possibly could, which led to some very interesting content. And there’s a little twist at the end that I hope you love. Enjoy!

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          There was too much bustling about for Its taste. Too many people running to and fro with fabric and flowers, jewelry and crowns, platters laden with honeyed tarts and other disgusting, foul smelling delicacies.            Blood. Fear. Screams of agony. The pleas of the dying for mercy. That is what the Suriel longed to feast upon. It had been in this damned city far too long. But It had made a promise. And the Suriel never broke Its promises. Whether they were promises of eternal torment, or promises of truth and friendship.            Friend. That is what Feyre had called It the day she once again trapped It deep in the Illyrian Mountains. It had smelled her coming long before she arrived, and was curious to hear what Feyre-Cursebreaker, Defender of Velaris, High Lady of Night would wish to ask.

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The word “bumble” in bumblebee is so on brand describing them.

Bumble- move or act in an awkward or confused manner.

If you’ve ever seen a bumblebee go about their day you would know they do everything in an awkward or confused manner. Slow, fuzzy silly bees with no idea what’s going on or where they’re supposed to be!

A bumblebee once bumped into my brother while he was walking to class and the little guy just smacked into his face, backed up and flew around him like a businessman late for work with no time to apologize.

“Many boys will bring you flowers. But someday you’ll meet a boy who will learn your favorite flower, your favorite song, your favorite sweet. And even if he is too poor to give you any of them, it won’t matter because he will have taken the time to know you as no one else does. Only that boy earns your heart.”

Six of crows, Leigh Bardugo

Sea otters will often cover their eyes with their paws to help them sleep during the day

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Sera: Are you still mad at me?

Nyktos: Yes.

Sera: Are you going to let go of my hand?

Nyktos: No.

I WOULD BE INCREDIBLY HAPPY IF PEOPLE WOULD STOP SAYING THAT THE DURSLEYS WERE MEAN JUST BECAUSE HARRY WAS A FU#%

He’s my best mate. He’s my companion.

The Yule ball

Imagine at the Yule ball 2015 some muggleborn puts on WATCH ME (now watch me whip) and all the purebloods just stand there like what the f***??! And then all the muggleborns just take over the dance floor and just (perfectly synchronised) dances and sing along. And all purebloods and teachers just stand there totally confused, because seriously WHAT ARE THEY DOING?