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Idol Groups and Solo Artists to Keep an Eye Out For

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Boys Who Cry

Debuted in 2006

Bikini Bottom’s hottest Boy Group

They charge $1,000,000 to sing at events - but sis… them vocals?

Must be protected at all costs - their sasaeng Squidward is outta pocket

Check out their Song It’s All About You Girl

Boyz’N Motion

A three member boy group

All of them are visuals

All of them are vocals

Almost disbanded but thank god they didn’t omfg

Check out their Song Be Prepared

Chip Skylark

A fucking babe

The only man in the world that can rock a neck beard

His teeth are nice asf???

The CLEANEST moonwalk

Shaded tf out his Sasaeng Vicky

Check out his Song Icky Vicky

The Jonas Brothers

They went to the year 3000

They said there wasn’t much to say but they lived underwater

And they visited my great-great-great-granddaughter, apparently she’s doing fine!

Check out their Song Burnin’ Up

Fifteen Cent

50 cent who?

Got mad bars thooooo?

Lil homie got the juice tho

Drives a sick fucking jeep.

Check out his Song Blowin Up The Spot

Isabella

An Italian-Born sensation

One time a fan that looked exactly like her had been pretending to be her for like a week

The bitch even stole her boyfriend Paolo

But its cool cause Paolo was trash anyways

Still made bangers though

Check out her song This is What Dreams are Made Of

Powerline

Everyone’s sexual awakening - y’know… after Simba.

Prince and Michael Jackson’s love child

His edges laid to the GAWDS

But have you seen his fits tho?

Check out his song Eye to Eye

The Naked Brothers Band

Debuted in 2007

Co-Ed Band, hella diversity

Acoustics my g

They write all they own music too

Talented asf.

Check out their song Crazy Car

The Muses

Them VOCALS, sis?

Their vocal cords were honestly woven by Gods

They got body-ody-ody; breaking South Korea’s beauty standards with grace bitch

Come THRU

Check out their song Zero to Hero

Y’all gonna hate me in the tags LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

You know I had to do it on ‘em

In loving memory of Stephen Hillenburg here is a list of my favourite Spongebob Squarepants moments

FIRMLY GRASP IT

HE’S Squidward, HE’S Squidward, YOU’RE Squidward, I’M SQUIDWARD

The panty raid

Spongebob constantly declining water in Sandy’s air bubble house because he’s too polite to tell her he needed it was so relatable

Spongebob and Patrick raising a baby clam

1% evil, 99% hot gas

Mr Krabbs breaking both of his legs trying to close a squeaky window

HE WAS NUMBER ONE

The audience turning into fish sticks at the Fry Cook Games

My NAME’S NOT RICK

Sweet, sweet victory!!!!

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

The entire Rock Bottom episode

That episode when Spongebob forgot how to make a Krabby Patty because Bubblebass was an asshole

Bubble Buddy

Mystery the seahorse

Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly

The perfume department

LEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEE

*Angelic music* Plastic!!!!!!

The fish’s Picasso Scream-like reaction after smelling Spongebob’s breath

MY LEG

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!!!

CHOCOLATE

The cheap birthday party Mr Krabbs threw for Pearl

The magic conch

Squidward’s thighs after eating an entire room full of Krabby Patties

Nematodes

All of the dumb Texas jokes

The juice flooding the retirement home

*Inflated Mrs Puff voice* Spongebob……..why……….

The depressed fish making the same soulless face as he commutes to work, sits in his cubicle, and stares out of his window before his wife calls him to bed

This grill is not a home

NO, THIS IS PATRICK

The narrator with the French accent

The audience losing their shit at Spongebob mopping the floor after the talent show

Please feel free to add more!!

WW2 SIREN

I’ll be counting alpacas instead of sheep

Meet the N.S. teenager who sang Blackbird by The Beatles entirely in Mi'kmaq

"Our language is such a beautiful thing and not a lot of people hear it," says Emma Stevens of Eskasoni in Cape Breton.

“The teenage girl who recorded a cover of Blackbird by The Beatles entirely in Mi'kmaq says she hopes to one day release a full album in her people’s language.

“Those lyrics kind of make me feel more hopeful, more inspired to, like, learn my language more than I already know, and to show non-Mi'kmaq people the beauty of the song in our language,” Emma Stevens, 16, of Eskasoni, N.S., told As It Happens host Carol Off.

The cover was produced by the school’s music teacher Carter Chiasson using translated lyrics from Mi'kmaq language teacher Katani Julian and her father. 

There was plenty there to sink her teeth into, she said, noting that lyrics like “Take these broken wings and learn to fly” really resonate with Indigenous experiences in Canada.

“The song is just like the type of gentle advice that we get from our elders when we feel defeated and when we feel down,” she said.

While researching the song, she learned that it has frequently been associated with the U.S. civil rights movement.

“We have something in common with the civil rights movement because, to some extent, our people have been oppressed in this country, you know, by the Indian Act and, you know, by the federal government and, you know, the whole residential school thing and attempts at assimilation,” Julian said.”

Read the full piece and listen to the interview here

The same white people laughing at this are the ones who will get in your face for stepping on the US flag.

body positivity ^~^