Anyway I need a fic where Bruce, Oliver and Harley are roommates
Bruce offered additional pay to have a single dorm (Alfred bribed the board) Harley randomly showed up at his apartment because she was hiding from her prick of an ex and didn’t have anywhere else to go.
“SANCTUARY.”
“Please don’t yell at me. I punch when I’m startled.”
“Okay sorry.”
“Would you like some tea while I beat him up?”
“Yes”
Oliver specifically requested a transfer to Gotham for his final year, and decided to make this introverted bitch’s life as hard as possible.
Also.
Bruce somehow acquired a baby child from crime alley while he was picking up groceries (ramen noodles and monster drinks) and his only motivation to graduate is look good on the application.
He’s in a perpetual state of “I miss my baby so much I have to go see him” and “I am night. I am vengeance. I— Harley. Please stop taking my eyeliner. It’s unhygienic.”
“Blah blah blah, I’m gonna be a Crazyologist, not a nurse.”
“Bruce we’re literally 4 hours away from your place”
“Ollie please drive me.”
“God — FUCK ok. Only if you PROMISE I’ll be godfather.”
They’re all also vigilantes; But that’s the boring part.
If rrequests are still open I'd srsly love some Tim and Damii
sure 😊 🪁
I literally feel like everything I write is trash and that I peaked years ago…but after a little while I’ll come back to my work and be like, wow I’m not totally garbage after all.
please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts
The fact that so many people in this fandom are conviced (and outright obsessed with) the fact that Dean wants to r@pe his little brother is so fucking weird to me??? Like why would you want that to happen? And why is this fandom so obsessed with incest? Am I seriously the only person on here who thinks that’s creepy asf?!
the urge to write a random 500k fic while all my WIPS remain unfinished is so strong.
i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police
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I screwed around on a fake tweet maker for far, far too long to make this stupid post.
I love Only Child Steve Harrington but I do also really like the idea of him having older siblings that are a lot older than him so he’s basically an only child. Like he was a save the marriage baby.
His parents are checked out because they’ve already raised children and are a few years out from retiring. Steve feels like a constant failure because he’s being compared to grown adults that are all established in their life. Three of his nieces are older than him.
No one ever remembers that he has siblings until after Billy beat the shit out of him and Hopper forced him to go to the hospital. A nurse cheerfully informs him that they called his brother which - “Fuck, Hopper. Get me out of here. I don’t want to deal with that.”
If they called Jason then he definitely called Claire and if Claire was called then she called Richie because he’s the only one who can ever get ahold of Dad, and “-please, Hop. It’s going to be so annoying.”
“Didn’t know you had a brother.”
“I don’t. I have an annoyance that-“
Steve’s kinda expecting Claire to show up first because she works in the hospital, but they can hear Richie before they see him. He’s threatening to sue the hospital, sue the police, sue Steve-
“You can’t sue me for getting hurt.”
“Child endangerment,” Richie says. “You endangered a child by being, I’m sure, an idiot. I’d make the charge stick.”
“You can stick it up your- ow!” Steve flinched when Jason jabbed his fingernail into the stitches in his forehead. “Hopper, I’m being assaulted.”
“Since you have an adult here, I’m going,” Hopper says, abandoning him. “Good work tonight, Harrington. You did good.”
Steve can’t even articulate how much he’d rather go round two with Billy than be here but Hopper’s gone and Claire is apparently two floors up helping to deliver a baby, and, “Don’t tell Mom about this.”
“Already called her.”
Ive never seen anybody ask this question but...