My Auditory-challenged Ass Should NOT Be A Barista But Fuck It, We Ball 😈

My auditory-challenged ass should NOT be a barista but fuck it, we ball 😈

Me with an auditory processing disorder applying to a job where im taking people's orders

Me With An Auditory Processing Disorder Applying To A Job Where Im Taking People's Orders

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2 months ago
BOSS FIGHT

BOSS FIGHT

3 months ago

radfems/terfs are just sad

you think all men are monsters

despite saying this, you want said monsters to fix their own behavior?

you're going to what, tell your sons and those men you love in your lives they're all irredeemable?

that there are no good men, men are dangerous because they have penises etc

what about trans women, intersex people, nonbinary people, trans men, gnc folx

you completely and utterly deny any abuse done by women or women adjacent folk

radfem/terf ideology often completely leaves out intersectional feminism (how race, disability, class, etc intersect at gender/sexual orientation)

because some men hurt you? because men continue to hurt people?

ok. and what's the end game here? genocide and say they're lesser?

like... what's happening to me and people like me? lmao

stfu

(also many of you suspiciously ignore how most rapists are white men hmmmm)

2 months ago

Just finished rewatching Maleficent and damn I forgot revenge is bad narratives can be good.

Like, ultimately the formula they follow is person A gets hurt by person B (often scarred for life/grievously injured) -> person B moves on and starts a family - A becomes bitter and angry and gets back at B -> but eventually decides not to go through with it because B has a family/it would make them just as bad, or they do and then feel empty/it’s unfulfilling.

And I hate it. I hate that the implication is that if you hurt the person who hurt you, you are just as bad as them. I much prefer the Inigo Montoya route: revenge is my purpose because someone did something bad to me -> I get revenge and this is great, I have achieved my goal.

And I could never pinpoint why that was the case until I was rewatching Maleficent with my sib and realized that it’s because most “revenge is bad” narratives center around the harm it will cause to person B. It centers around the harm it causes to the bully, the abuser, the perpetrator. It centers around B’s family, B’s friends. It never centers around A.

Maleficent, though, does center around A in a way I don’t see too often. Maleficent got hurt by Stephen. Stephen moves on, while Maleficent can’t. Maleficent becomes bitter and angry, and gets back at Stephen via cursing Aurora. Then Maleficent decides not to go through with it/regrets it.

But Maleficent makes the choice after. After Aurora wakes up, Stephen attacks Maleficent. He burns her, he chains her. Maleficent escapes, and then she doesn’t continue attacking Stephen. She throws him on the ground, moves to leave, he grabs her near her wings(the main source of her trauma and mirroring when he hurt her) and she pins him up against the wall. She can choose to kill him.

She doesn’t. And it’s a culmination of her healing, that she moves on. She leaves Stephen behind. And he can’t accept that, so in the end, he causes his own death.

It’s beautiful because it’s clear Maleficent is a victim, it centers around her trauma and her healing. Maleficent choosing not to kill him isn’t that it’s bad to get back at Stephen, that he doesn’t deserve death, it’s about the fact that she doesn’t want anything to do with him. He’s irrelevant.

And there’s the fact that he suffers, which is nice to see. But his obsession is another post. As is the parallels between this movie because I could rave all night about that.

2 months ago

It is absolutely amazing to see people joining together en masse to stick it to these big corporations.

As a punk who has boycotted Amazon for years, welcome to the movement everybody!! Great job

3 months ago
Hey, Y'all! I Made These Today! I Release Them Into The World To Support The Cause! They're Sized For
Hey, Y'all! I Made These Today! I Release Them Into The World To Support The Cause! They're Sized For
Hey, Y'all! I Made These Today! I Release Them Into The World To Support The Cause! They're Sized For
Hey, Y'all! I Made These Today! I Release Them Into The World To Support The Cause! They're Sized For
Hey, Y'all! I Made These Today! I Release Them Into The World To Support The Cause! They're Sized For
Hey, Y'all! I Made These Today! I Release Them Into The World To Support The Cause! They're Sized For

Hey, y'all! I made these today! I release them into the world to support the cause! They're sized for 8.5x11 printer paper. Take 'em. Print 'em. Post 'em EVERYWHERE.

2 months ago
Or Radicalize Your Friends

Or radicalize your friends

1 month ago

Can somebody tell my managers this?? Please? Smh

queen-azarath
2 months ago
An ms paint doodle of glados from portal with clawed legs dragging her wire body behind her looming over Wheatley who is terrified as a core. The text reads “you best believe you’re in trouble now, bitch” “can we please talk about-“ “no”.
An ms paint doodle of Wheatley from portal 2 as a badly drawn funko pop. The box he’s in says “pornal 2, 420: moron”. Wheatley looking at the box squinting is saying “this feels like targeted harassment”
an mspaint doodle comic; the left side shows two spike walls with a tiny chell and potato glados, one of the walls saying “wow, you’re so smart I can’t not kiss you forever while we both kill that jerk who isn’t our friend”. On the bottom of the left side it shows them slamming together with a splatter of blood and hearts. On the right, Wheatley in glados’ body has the first panel on a screen showing it to chell and potato glados while saying “and as you can see, according to my awesome diagram it’s actually homophobic that you won’t let the spike walls kiss and also stop you from being a jerk okay”.
an ms paint doodle of chell bowling Wheatley from portal down an alley towards a bunch of closed turrets. Wheatley is screaming.
an ms paint doodle of glados with a giant robot arm next to her holding a massive wine glass full of orange liquid and two cryo pods with people frozen in them. Chell is staring up at her as she says “do you actually mind? I’m having my evening drink cooled by your not allies”.
an ms paint doodle of potato glados outside on grass and dirt growing lots of roots and a leafy sprout. She’s saying “this is disgusting. I hate organic life”.
an ms paint doodle of Wheatley and glados from portal, with Wheatley trying and failing to assemble a three piece off brand lego flower set called “bego”. In the background glados is assembling a fancy bego taj mahal set with ease.
an ms paint doodle of glados using a robot claw to put a pink party hat on a rocket turret from portal one that is looking up at her smiling as she says “you’re my favorite son, but don’t tell the others”. Behind them a turret in the distance is crying as it overheard.
an ms paint doodle of chell looking really disgruntled at an awful looking weed blunt on a pedestal with a spotlight labeled “johnson’s bunt”. Behind her, glados is using a claw arm to hold up a pink handkerchief saying “that is cave johnson’s worst blunt ever, rolled so bad it killed 32 test subjects. Looking at it almost brings a tear to my eye. Innovation at its finest”.
a disclaimer that reads ‘please don’t use or repost somewhere else’.

Pornal 2

(ID in ALT text)

2 months ago

Me at work (grocery stores are sensory hell)

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