Welp.

Please be patient with those of us with auditory processing disorder. We just need more time for the gears to turn in our heads.

The endless battle between the idea of really wanting to start wearing a wildly different hairstyle, and the knowledge that 'extreme' (read: alternative) hairstyles are not allowed at my corporate job.

Why y'all gotta cramp my style like that?? Damn

She was a fairy...

Maleficent 💚💚💚

As a former people pleaser, this is the type of shit I'm on

("Not an ounce of shame" = learning to set boundaries without bracing myself for the other person to retaliate with emotional manipulation)

As an APD-haver who also enjoys hip-hop and grew up listening to the greats, I concur.

Don't lump it all in with the gangsta rap (that genre is usually the rap equivalent of pop music and is not to be treated as an example)

Do those people who say “I don’t like rap because of my auditory processing issues” know that they can look up lyrics? Do they know that they can enjoy the beat and the mixing and the cadence of the artist even if they can’t parse out what the words are quite yet? Like I know that it’s a way to try and absolve themselves of racism by playing the disability card, but like, as someone who also has auditory processing issues, you don’t need to understand every word on first listening to appreciate the musicality. And then there are very easy ways to learn the lyrics afterwards.

We all making grandpa cry btw

“The revolution is about to be televised, you picked the right time but the wrong guy!” -Kendrick Lamar

*On the quinjet*

Steve: I think this is the most peaceful it's ever been post-mission

Clint: Oddly... serene

Natasha: No blood, no arguing, no press, no clean up. It's almost too good to be true

Bruce: It kind of feels like we're missing a part of us

Everyone: Hm.

Everyone:

Tony: WE FORGOT THE KID

*20 minutes later*

Tony: Why didn't you call us after we left you?!?

Peter: Oh I thought that was on purpose. I was just gonna take the subway home

Steve: Peter we're in New Mexico.