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can you please explain your header image im intrigued
I don't know if I can mention the other party because they might bludgeon me, but
I think it's pretty self explanatory, I'll explain anyway:
Essentially we were in discord and they were giving me a history lesson on sex toys in ancient china, one of those being that cock rings were made out of goat eyelids.
When I heard "cock ring" my mind immediately went to Yue Qingyuan, and things just escalated from there. I questioned at one point why they couldn't use what they make out of immortal binding cables to create a cock ring, and then I decided that Yue Qingyuan must have an Immortal Binding Goat Eyelid Cockring.
Bobby Hill is just there because he was in my old header.
"Don't you want to become an Archivist?"
Reblogs are greatly appreciated!
Jonah Magnus seemed to receive two types of letters
1. Hello friend I recently experienced something sinister and since you have that funky institute of yours, I thought youβd like to hear it
and
2: NO JONAH WE CANβT KEEP HOOKING UP, but here have an account of my experience with something horrific, DONβT CONTACT ME AGAIN
i just started this novel....
Polyamorous relationships are not for everyone. Monogamous relationships are not for everyone. Romantic relationships are not for everyone!!! We are all different people with different needs, maybe just stop trying to condense the human experience into a homogenous gray monolith!!! aaaaaaaa
I like that in The Ghost King's Bedtime Story extra Hua Cheng says, "the night we consummated our marriage" instead of "our wedding night." And even in the story Xie Lian is reading the consummation does not immediately follow the marriage. I like the thought that even once they were married they took a while to get there. And given the fact that there seem to be several truths woven through the creative liberties of the myth, I like that in the story it's the Scrap Immortal who initiates the consummation (albeit for duplicitous reasons, which I don't at all think actually happened). It's just very sweet that the implication is that they took their time, and when Xie Lian was ready he asked (probably just as adorkably as he did in the story) and Hua Cheng, naturally, said, "Of course."
If you see this youβre legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book youβre currently reading
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